1. WIN TOMMY COOPER DVDS
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FIVE COOPER DVDS AND TWO OF HIS COMPLETE COLLECTION

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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NOEL GALLAGHER ATTACKED ON STAGE IN TORONTO

3. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

4. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

5. SOUP OF THE DAY
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ITV2 NEW SEASON LAUNCH PARTY PICTURE GALLERY

6. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
(Holy News / News)

Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

7. PEACHES' LAST BITE AT THE APPLE
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APPLE BOSSES GO MAD AT PEACHES GELDOF DRUG REVELATIONS

8. WIN SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGE
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE BOX SETS OF COMPLETE SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGES

9. MISS GREAT ACTRESS
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DANIELLE LLOYD TO STAR IN NEW FILM AS A POLE DANCER

10. BOOB DU JOUR
(Holy News / News)

BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

11. WIN PUSHING DAISIES DVDS AND SIGNED POSTER
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE COPIES OF PUSHING DAISIES SEASON ONE UP FOR GRABS

12. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

JOAN RIVERS SWEARS ON UK AFTERNOON TV

13. ANOTHER HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: CHERYL COLE IS DEFINITELY THE NEXT X FACTOR JUDGE
(Holy News / News)

Cheryl Cole set to be announced as Sharon Osbourne's replacement on X Factor

14. DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
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SHARON OSBOURNE QUITS THE X FACTOR

15. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
(Holy News / News)

GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

16. GHOULS ALOUD
(Holy News / News)

NICOLA ROBERTS CONSULTS PSYCHIC BEFORE DUMPING BOYFRIEND

17. JODIE MARSH SUFFERS AN ATTACK OF THE HEATHER MILLS
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH NOT TELLING TRUTH ABOUT CHARITY?

18. CHEEKY BRIDE
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SCRABBLE WINNINGLY NAMED MP TO MARRY POUNDSTRETCHER'S ANSWER TO A POP STAR

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS
(Holy News / News)

BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS PHOTO GALLERY

21. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

KELLY OSBOURNE COVERS TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART

22. RETURN OF THE TACK
(Holy News / News)

ITV1 ANNOUNCES RETURN OF OLD SHOW

23. PHOTO GALLERY OF BRIT NOMINEES
(Holy News / News)

BRIT AWARD PREDICTIONS

24. CURSE OF THE MUMMY
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN WANTS FOUR MORE CHILDREN

25. WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER THE GUY?
(Holy News / News)

JESSE METCALF GETS BITCH SLAPPED IN FRONT OF THE PAPARAZZI

26. TITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
(Holy News / News)

HOLLY WILLOUGHBY OFFERED HUGE CONTRACT BY ITV1

27. MILLS BRIEF ENCOUNTER
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS TO REPRESENT HERSELF IN COURT

28. YOU'D LITERALLY SHIT YOUR PANTS
(Holy News / News)

JAMES GANDOLFINI GETS ANGRY - REALLY ANGRY

29. DAY 10: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

MARC BANNERMAN LEAVES THE JUNGLE

30. DAY 7: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

RODNEY'S COMPLICATED