1. ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News)

INTRODUCING THE NEW IPHONE SHUFFLE

3. BIG IS BAD
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN SAYS BIG BREASTS ARE 'OUT OF FASHION'

4. DUMP ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS FINALLY DITCHES BOYFRIEND ADNAN GHALIB

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

6. bbc.co.uk
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'Apple announces cheaper 3G iPhone' as the third 'top news' item on it's homepage? Are you fucking kidding me? It's not exactly the moon landing is it, you public fucking service cunts.

7. Geek Prick
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

A bloke is sitting outside the apple store on regent street queing for the new iphone that comes out tomorrow. He's offering to sell his place as the first in the queue. What a cunt. Spit on him if

8. iPhone Queuers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

More money than sense, camera dancing look at me cunts.

9. New iphone owners
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"and look at this" "and watch this" "you got to see this" "and JUST look at this" Its as if they want to actively demonstrate what complete cunts they are

10. People who refuse to believe that you ca
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...3 Ipod Touches, 2 Ipod Videos, 2 Ipod Nanos, a 32" HDTV, a 24" Imac, a TomTom GO, a Dyson worth £300, an Iphone, and numerous other things. About 80% of the population seem to think 'free stuff' site...

11. Steve Jobs
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... palms other people's ideas off as his own. Nokia already have a phone out that’s better than the iPhone (the N800) but because it’s not an Apple product the media don’t give 2 s...

12. Anyone who buys an iPhone tomorrow will be an arro...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Anyone who buys an iPhone tomorrow will be an arrogant cunt that everyone hates.