1. HARD AT THE COLE FACE
(Holy News / News)

CHERYL COLE OBJECTS TO BEING INTERRUPTED MID-MOUTHFUL

2. GIRL, INTERRUPTED (BY THE ASA)
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ANGELINA JOLIE'S MOVIE POSTERS GET BANNED

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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JUDGE JUDY INTERRUPTED BY EARTHQUAKE

4. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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POLITICAL SPEECH INTERRUPTED BY FLYING PENIS

5. MR FARTSY
(Holy News / News)

COLIN FIRTH SEX SCENE INTERRUPTED BY FART

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. THE COLLAPSE OF A DISTURBING IDOL
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THE BEST AMY WINEHOUSE REVIEW EVER

8. Day 86: 24th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Jonty leaves nothing to the imagination

9. THEY WERE RACIST: IT'S OFFICIAL
(Holy News / News)

PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN TRANSCRIPT OF RACIST JO O'MEARA AND JACK TWEEDY ENTERS PUBLIC DOMAIN

10. Talking Banner Ads
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...lentines one that goes ''I''m just waiting for the moment I can be with you again". Thanks, but you've just interrupted the Shep Pettibone remix of Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order that was playi...