1. SHE'S CREATING A MONSTER
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN'S DAUGHTER HAS OVER 100 PAIRS OF SHOES

2. TWO COME OUT
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH AND HER BREASTS GO TO PREMIERE

3. WIN 'THREE AND OUT' SOUNDTRACKS, BOOKS, AND CUDDLY TOYS
(Holy News / Competition)

FILM GOODIES UP FOR GRABS

4. Matthew Broderick
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... and better looking. It's all the vain, facile, haggard old horse deserves. However, going to work on her Imelda Marcos-sized strappy shoe collection (all of which look utterly shit) with a pair of sc...