1. PIC OF THE WEEK
(Holy News)

WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO HERSELF!

2. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT

3. DOWNTOWN GIRLS
(Holy News / News)

BRIAN MCFADDEN DOESN'T LIKE HIS CHILDREN'S ACCENTS

4. MUM'S GONE TO ICELAND AND DAD'S POPPED ALONG TOO
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA'S HUSBAND TO APPEAR IN ICELAND ADS?

5. LOOK AT ME!
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA OFFERS TO ADOPT BRITNEY'S CHILDREN

6. WHEN KERRY MET HOLY MOLY
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY INTERVIEWS KERRY KATONA AT LAUNCH OF HER NEW TV SHOW

7. KERRY NICOLE SMITH
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA STILL LOOKED A FLAKY MESS ON TELEVISION

8. MUM'S GOING TO JOBCENTRE PLUS
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA TO APPEAR ON TV DEFENDING HERSELF AGAIN

9. FRIDAY, I'M IN BED
(Holy News / News)

BJORK DRINKS A BOTTLE OF VODKA EVERY FRIDAY

10. MUM'S GONE TO SAINSBURY'S
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA HAS FIGHT WITH MOTHER IN LAW

11. DR WHO'S THAT GIRL
(Holy News / News)

MADONNA TURNS DOWN ROLE FOR DR WHO

12. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

13. QUOTE OF THE DAY
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA SPILLS SOME WISDOM

14. ETERNAL SHAME
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA TO STAR IN NEW REALITY SHOW

15. DAY 14: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

ANNA BOOTED OUT

16. KATONA NOT SKINT PROOF
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA HAS PLENTY OF MONEY

17. FEED THE WORLD
(Holy News / News)

ANGELINA JOLIE COOKS A RANGE OF DISHES FOR HER FAMILY

18. KERRY CAUGHT OUT
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THAT BREAK-IN

19. HOW MUCH DO ICELAND AND OK MAGAZINE PAY EXACTLY?!
(Holy News / News)

Kerry Katona takes delivery of two cars worth a fortune in two days

20. Let Crazy Lady Speak Unto Crazy Lady
(Holy News / News)

Bjork offers Britney advice on dealing with the pressures of fame

21. The Bard Who Uses 'Avon'
(Holy News / News)

Kerry Katona is writing a novel

22. Carol Vorderman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For doing a TV advert for 'Farmfoods' - a freezer centre so downright fucking pikey that it makes Iceland look like Harvey bastard Nicks. Are you really that much of a money grabber that you're pre

23. Iceland
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The Harrod's of the underclass Cun...Oh, I can't be arsed.

24. iceland
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

kerry katona, nuff said for both. Who wants a thousand battered prawns for a £1 and for their dignity? Sold

25. ICELAND Adverts
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

If i didn't have vomit dribbling out of my eyeballs, whilst I hack up blood balls, i might be able to think of somthing to say about this tradegy of humankind.

26. Iceland Home Delivery
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Yeah right. As if being seen with an Iceland carrier bag isn't embarrassment enough.

27. jason donovan
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...r witnessed someone strip every ounce of dignity from themselves trying to get a bit of extra cash. Jason, Iceland have thoroughly bent you over and given you a frosty couple of lenghts infront of the...

28. Kerry and Jason's Iceland Ad's
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I'm amazed they can get these two cunts out of the toilets long enough to record an ad. Separate toilets, mind.. JD's a mans man.

29. Kerry Katona
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Wish you'd fuck off to Iceland wearing your usual slut rags and exposing your plastic jugs. With luck you might just die, quickly, of hypothermia.

30. Kerry Katona
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

..."I wouldnt have behaved like the McCanns". No Kerry - you would behave like what you are - a nasty, thick, iceland-frequenting, council house spunk depository. You skanky CUNT...