1. WORKING 9 TO 9.05
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JENNIFER LOPEZ DESERVED PREGNANCY BREAK, SHE CLAIMS

2. A SIGHT FOR PSORIASIS
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COUNTRY STAR LEANN RIMES BECOMES THE 'FACE' OF SKIN CONDITION CAMPAIGN

3. CRISIS? WHAT CRISIS?
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VICTORIA BECKHAM INSISTS HER FASHION LINE IS DOING WELL

4. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALBI-ON
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PETE DOHERTY CRIES AFTER MISSING A FLIGHT

5. JAMIE AT HOME... FOREVER
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OMNIPRESENT TV CHEF JAMIE OLIVER IS APPARENTLY PERFECT HUSBAND

6. THE STENCH OF PUBLICITY
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POSH AND BECKS SINGATURE SCENT HITS NOSTRILS

7. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

8. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

9. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

10. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

11. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

12. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

13. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

14. '24' CARAT GOLD
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND FEELS HE IS OVERPAID AS AN ACTOR

15. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

16. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

17. I'M NO SLUT!
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SIENNA MILLER WISHES THE MEDIA WOULD STOP PORTRAYING HER AS A 'HOMEWRECKER'

18. I WROTE THISH
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SEAN CONNERY RELEASES BOOK ON HIS LIFE AS A SCOTSMAN

19. SPORTY BECOMES BABY
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MEL C IS PREGNANT!

20. TONE DEAF DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

21. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

22. NEVER SAY NEVER ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN REFUSES TO RULE OUT DRUGS IN THE FUTURE

23. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

24. DEER JONES
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VINNIE JONES TERRIFIED BY A DEER

25. BIG BOTHER
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JADE GOODY TO APPEAR ON INDIAN VERSION OF 'BIG BROTHER'

26. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

27. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

28. ATOMIC FITTEN
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KATONA PLANS A LOT OF SURGERY TO REGAIN SIZE EIGHT FIGURE

29. NO MEAT IS MURDER
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TOMMY LEE STILL FINDING IT HARD TO GIVE UP MEAT

30. PUBLICITY, INK
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON DON'T HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS