1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

3. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

4. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

5. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

6. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

7. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

8. '24' CARAT GOLD
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND FEELS HE IS OVERPAID AS AN ACTOR

9. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

10. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

11. I'M NO SLUT!
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SIENNA MILLER WISHES THE MEDIA WOULD STOP PORTRAYING HER AS A 'HOMEWRECKER'

12. I WROTE THISH
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SEAN CONNERY RELEASES BOOK ON HIS LIFE AS A SCOTSMAN

13. SPORTY BECOMES BABY
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MEL C IS PREGNANT!

14. TONE DEAF DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

15. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

16. NEVER SAY NEVER ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN REFUSES TO RULE OUT DRUGS IN THE FUTURE

17. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

18. DEER JONES
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VINNIE JONES TERRIFIED BY A DEER

19. BIG BOTHER
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JADE GOODY TO APPEAR ON INDIAN VERSION OF 'BIG BROTHER'

20. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

21. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

22. ATOMIC FITTEN
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KATONA PLANS A LOT OF SURGERY TO REGAIN SIZE EIGHT FIGURE

23. NO MEAT IS MURDER
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TOMMY LEE STILL FINDING IT HARD TO GIVE UP MEAT

24. PUBLICITY, INK
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON DON'T HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS

25. KIEFER SUDS-ERLAND
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ACTOR KIEFER SUTHERLAND DROPS SOAP IN PRISON SHOWERS

26. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

27. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER DOES NOT TARGET MARRIED MEN

28. THE EDGE OF REASON
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BONO COMPARES THE EDGE TO VINCENT VAN GOGH

29. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

30. TAKING THE RSVP
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MICHAEL LOHAN UNHAPPY ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PLANS