1. JAMIE JUNIOR
(Holy News / News)

JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY

2. SHOOT OUT BOY
(Holy News / News)

PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

3. THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE
(Holy News / News)

NICOLAS CAGE REFUSES TO SLEEP IN HIS OWN HAUNTED HOUSE

4. CAN'T DROWN ME NOW
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY NEARLY DROWNS IN A LOCH

5. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BASSHUNTER
(Holy News / VIDEO)

BASSHUNTER TALKS ABOUT TEENAGE ORGIES!

6. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

7. IDEAL HOLMES? NO!
(Holy News / News)

GUY RITCHIE INTENDS TO MAKE PLENTY MORE FILMS

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 21

10. UNDER COVER OF THE BOAT
(Holy News / News)

RADIO DOCUMENTARY CLAIMS HELL'S ANGELS TRIED TO KILL JAGGER

11. DUMBO GETS JUMBO
(Holy News / News)

DAVID HASSELHOFF ALLOWED TO COLLECT TREASURED POSESSIONS

12. IT'S 4PM, WE'RE BORED...
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S ALTERNATIVE TO VICTORIA'S SECRET SEXY LIST

13. PULP CONVICTION?
(Holy News / News)

QUENTIN TARANTINO SLAPS A PAP

14. NOW YOU'VE GONE DOWN
(Holy News / News)

BASSHUNTER VIDEO GIRL'S PORN VIDEO FOOTAGE

15. THE ACCOLADE HUNTER
(Holy News / News)

DEAD AUSTRALIAN STEVE IRWIN MADE A PROFESSOR

16. HE IS ONLY NOT OBEYING ORDERS
(Holy News / News)

CHELSEA STAR DEFIES MANAGER’S ORDERS AND ATTENDS MTV AWARDS

17. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

19. Heeeeeeere's Hunter!
(Holy News / News)

Jack Nicholson cheated death at the hand of Hunter S Thompson

20. Cinema Mentalissimo
(Holy News / News)

Tom Cruise hires a cinema to watch films alone

21. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
(Holy News / News)

Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

22. It's Not Only Judy That Shakes…
(Holy News / News)

YouTube video of Ricky Gervais pointing out a cameraman making obscene gestures on 'Richard & Judy'

23. James Blunt twats around
(Holy News / News)

James Blunt Oscars hit and run

24. James Blunt twats around
(Holy News / News)

James Cunt runs over a fan's foot

25. autograph hunters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Uniformly creepy

26. Bargain Hunters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Firstly you must be the only people I know who can't wait for Christmas to end, so you can queue up outside the cunting shops again waiting for them to open. Secondly when Next's shop doors open, sto

27. Bird in the Basshunter videos
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Not hot, looks like Peter Andre in a wig. Plus he is a cunt for making chav music of the highest order.

28. Dog The Bounty Hunter
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You claim that it's a dangerous job but whenever i see this abortion of a programme it seems to take you and a team of 8 blokes, armed to the arseholes with gadgets and sprays to arrest some stoned me

29. Dog the bounty hunter
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

you daft racist

30. Jermain Defoe
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...iday home in Mallorca." "The island is something of a Mecca for the rich and famous, so our young househunters should fit in just fine!" "This pocket rocket footballer has played for England and...