1. NEWSMOUND
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2. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

3. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

4. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. TOILETS 2 - GEORGE MICHAEL 0
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GEORGE MICHAEL WILL NOT FACE CHARGES AFTER BEING CAUGHT WITH CRACK

7. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

8. REBRANDING EXERCISE
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RUSSELL BRAND LAUNCHES STATESIDE DAMAGE LIMITATION CAMPAIGN

9. FONEJACKER IS BACK! WIN FONEJACKER GOODIES
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FONEJACKER DVD AND DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

10. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS

11. DENIS BORE
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DENIS LEARY FAILS TO BE FUNNY AT FASHION CHARITY CONCERT

12. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE

13. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

14. THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE
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NICOLAS CAGE REFUSES TO SLEEP IN HIS OWN HAUNTED HOUSE

15. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. GOODY HAS CANCER
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BIG BROTHER STAR JADE GOODY HAS CERVICAL CANCER

18. BIG BOTHER
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JADE GOODY TO APPEAR ON INDIAN VERSION OF 'BIG BROTHER'

19. DUMB BONGO
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TALKS ABOUT CHILDBIRTH

20. DE-DOO-DOO-DONE
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STING PROMISES THAT THE POLICE WILL NEVER PLAY LIVE AGAIN

21. DEAR AMY...
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AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE AN AGONY AUNT

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. NEWSMOUND
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24. MY JOBBY WOB
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MTV GET COLD FEET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND HOSTING VMAS

25. WIN TWO TICKETS TO THE VODAFONE LIVE MUSIC AWARDS SHORTLIST ANNOUNCEMENT
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TWO TICKETS FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE VODAFONE AWARDS SHORTLIST UP FOR GRABS

26. EXPRESS YOURSELF (FOR MONEY)
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DID MADONNA CO-WRITE HER BROTHER'S TELL-ALL BOOK?

27. THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE
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GHOST HELPS BILLY BOB THORNTON WRITE HIS SONGS

28. THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE?
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DENISE RICHARDS TRIES TO STOP CHARLIE SHEEN SEEING HIS CHILDREN

29. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
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TOP TEN LIST OF WORST SONG LYRICS EVER

30. THREES A CROWD
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3 NEW FEMALE HOUSEMATES TO JOIN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE