1. A BAD KNIGHT
(Holy News / News)

THE DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

2. FIXED RATE LOHAN
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL LOHAN'S LOVE CHILD IS RIPE FOR EXPLOITATION

3. DAY 11: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

KATIE HOPKINS LEAVES THE JUNGLE

4. DAY 7: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

RODNEY'S COMPLICATED

5. DAY 4: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS ENTERS THE CAMP

6. I CAN GUT A BEAR!
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day 1

7. ONE KANGAROO ANUS PLEASE!
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

I'M A CELEBRITY SET TO BEGIN

8. BIG WRONG, ATKINSON
(Holy News / News)

GEMMA ATKINSON DROPS CRISTIANO RONALDO

9. Big Brother: The End
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Brian comes out victorious

10. No, we can't take it Barrymore!
(Holy News / News)

Michael Barrymore to enter 'I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here'?

11. Day 44: July 13th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley and Nicky prepare for their eviction. By being bitches.

12. The Bland And The Bling
(Holy News / News)

Kate Moss and David Beckham to be Godparents

13. Gest Slot
(Holy News / News)

David Gest to make guest appearance on 'Hollyoaks'?

14. DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN
(Holy News / News)

Hollyoaks actress has ridiculous yet honest book title

15. HUFF ACTUALLY
(Holy News / News)

HUFF ACTUALLY

16. Channel 4
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Your obsession with fucking z-list celebrities, Hollyoaks and Paul O'Grady marks you all out as cunts. Deal or No Deal is alright though.

17. Digital Spy Forums
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

50,000+ posts on whether a character in Hollyoaks is Gay or not? Jesus wept.

18. Hollyoaks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Is this pro gramme even fucking necessary?? I'd rather get fucked by a tramp while my kids & parents watch, than watch this terminal shite.

19. Hollyoaks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

If this program gets any more fucking stupid they'll be able to just broadcast three hours of a chimp endlessly smashing its head into a metal spike. Which frankly would be more entertaining. Populate

20. Hollyoaks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Twice in a week now, a cunt has tried to make everything better with a shepherd's pie. I mean for fuck's sake, maybe a Sunday roast would do the trick, but are things that grim up North that a shepher

21. Hollyoaks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

On his character becoming HIV positive one actor has stated he carried out astonishing research "I watched lots of films like Philadelphia to try and grasp on to as much as possible that I could dra

22. Hollyoaks new 'emo' characters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Wow, how up to date and cutting edge. Maybe they'll do a nu-rave storyline about pillhead kids in 2040...

23. Hollyoaks scriptwriters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

First spotty herbert: "Heroin. It's all I think about night and day. Heroin, heroin, HEROIN." Second spotty herbert: "You're addicted, mate." FSP: "No way am I. I can well handle it." You almost fe

24. Hollyoaks scum family
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

So let's see, there's: - The bender - The total slag - The slag ex-con - The retarded slag - The nerd - The village bike of a mum - The stupid cunt of a gran And instead of a script it just says "b

25. john barrowman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For blatantly trying it on with the cast of Hollyoaks on This Morning - and for being so desperate he claimed Hollyoaks represented todays society. Whose society exactly - smarmy cunt!

26. New Hollyoaks theme/intro
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Absolute total cuntiness. What was wrong with the old one? The pics needed updating, but why replace it with this pile of wank? New logo is shite and all.

27. Scarf and t-shirt wearers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...hy, for clit's sake, are you strutting around in a t-shirt wearing an over-sized scarf? This isn't a fucking Hollyoaks audition you peacock-haired wankbags. Cunts of truly monolithic proportions!...

28. Spooks Code 9
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

What the fuck is this? It makes the actors in Hollyoaks look good, and that's hard. BBC - you should be ashamed of yourselves.

29. The Hollyoaks Opening Credits
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

So far i've counted the dead twins, Tony's EX-missus and at least one other character who isn't it in anymore. Lazy credit making cunts. Pull your finger out and sort it and while you're at it g

30. Hanna from Hollyoaks
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Ya wee minx!