1. BAFTA AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY
(Holy News / News)

BAFTA TELEVISION AWARD WINNERS

2. WIN SOUNDTRACK AND MAGAZINES OF SCI-FI SERIES HEROES
(Holy News / Competition)

HEROES SOUNDTRACK AND MAGAZINES UP FOR GRABS

3. WIN HEROES DVDS AND OTHER GOODIES
(Holy News / Competition)

HEROES GOODIES UP FOR GRABS

4. BRING ON MONDAY!
(Holy News / News)

BOTH PRISON BREAK 3 AND HEROES 2 PREMIERE ON MONDAY

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

7. Night Of The Living Heroes
(Holy News / News)

News from last night's Heroes press conference

8. HOLY SHIT I CAN'T WAIT
(Holy News / News)

Heroes Season 2 press launch pics

9. OH MY LORD I'VE JUST GOT AN ERECTION
(Holy News / News)

Heroes Season 2 teaser clips and pictures leaked online

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

11. "Heroes" poster
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Not the one who can't decide which one he wants to fuck - he'll have even more to choose from in season two (let's face it, the only non-fit women on the show so far are Claire's adoptive mother and A

12. BBCi Player
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

BBC? Bastarding Bullshitting Cunts, that's who. Power cut knocks out Sky+ halfway through Heroes. No problem, login to BBCi - "Catch up on the last 7 days of BBC Television" Not if it's fucking

13. British Press and TV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ds, as he lay dying, he shouted instructions and encouragement to his wounded colleagues. Two British heroes who you would have thought deserved front page headlines and full coverage on TV? I...

14. Bullet For My Valentine
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I was thinking of nominating them as Heroes, as the state of their fans last night provided my mates and I with many laughs, but I just couldn't do it. Bunch of emo cunts.

15. Charlie Brooker
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Big gobbed cunt, he even tried to slag Heroes off but in the end he begrudingly said it was good Bitter cunt

16. Chernobyl
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

20 years and still no super-heroes!

17. Dave McCabe from the Zutons
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... ill crack addict can sing your shit songs better than you – you do not deserve to be anywhere near the heroes!...

18. English TV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

OK, 24, Lost, Prison break, Heroes, The Shield, Law & Order, CSI...the list is massive and all of these are brilliantly made and full on entertainment, then you switch over and you have the likes of M

19. Exclamation Mark Submitters!
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stop ending your Cunts, Heroes and Rules posts with exclamation marks!!!! It's the equivalent of laughing at your own jokes!!!!! Cunts.

20. Heroes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Because I never follow what's going on as I'm always trying to decide which of the girls I'd most like to fuck. The cheerleader because, well she's a cheerleader or the slightly mental but filthy look

21. Heroes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For stringing out the whole series for 23 episodes and cramming in so much into the last 15 minutes, failing to include the huge final showdown I surely should have been promised. And then have the m

22. Heroes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

This supposedly intelligent show seems to be descending into a series of racial stereotypes. Oirish people from di Cownty Cork begorrah!, A Dios Mio Latinos, and velly honourable Japanese Samulai.

23. HM
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For refusing to put my Boris Johnson entry onto Heroes. You ken-loving cunts.

24. Holy Moly
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

If someone posts something nice about HM in the Heroes section he always puts it up. Patting-himself-on-the-back-CUNT

25. Joseph Bazagette poster in "The Heroes"
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Watched QI again over the weekend did you? CUNT!

26. Kidnapped 15 British Soldiers in Iran.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...off 1 million Persians (old name for Iranians) with out too much bother apparently. These 15 so called "heroes" bottled it when just a couple of Iranians turned up and said "come this way please". ...

27. Lucky Strike
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...r managed to make the deal for putting them in pub fag machines everywhere probably deserves to be in the heroes section because they taste like absolute shit and it must have been one hell of a sales...

28. Mr HM this Friday afternoon
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...pposed to survive a dull Friday afternoon at my desk without any surfing of new and witty observations on Heroes, CC and ROML? Down the pub are we??...

29. My local Chinese takeaway
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... my teenage wet dream days. Oh don't get me wrong, if it had happened to a mate of mine, you'd be in the Heroes section, but because it happened to me, you are cunts....

30. Nikolai Kuryanovich
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Staunch anti-gay Russian politician who actively campaigns against homosexuality. His heroes are Stalin and Hitler. Has a shaved head and likes to dress in military fatigues. Expected to come flyin