1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

THE SECRET DAIRY OF PEAT DOEHERTY i.e. OF BABEYSHABLES

7. MAMMARY LOSS
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HELENA BONHAM-CARTER TALKS ABOUT HER EXPANDING BREASTS

8. SPINNING AROUND
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MADONNA TO HELP PROMOTE GUY RITCHIE'S FILM IN US

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

10. SOUND OF THE UNDERCLASS
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CHERYL COLE ADMITS SHE WAS A CHAV

11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT
(Holy News / News)

Easy Living magazine photoshop Helena Christensen

14. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

15. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

16. Helena Christensen
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

My washing machine was a cheap one and doesn't have a 30 degree setting so enough with the fucking guilt trip yeah?

17. Me
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...or not realising the new Sweeny Tood movie was a musical. Walked out after about 3 minutes 42 seconds of Helena Bonham Carter making pies and Johnny Depp declaring his love for a razor via the medium...

18. Jonny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter have become so...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Jonny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter have become so similar in appearance, that in the near future, press will just refer to both of them as John Bonham. Upon hearing this news, both actors will start