1. I'M JUST GOING TO BE MYSELF AND IF PEOPLE LIKE ME THEN THAT'S A BONUS
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big brother 9 housemates sound like a sensible, well balanced group of individuals

2. DECREE: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED
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PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS' DIVORCE FINALISED

3. PLAY(ING THE FIELD)BOY
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HUGH HEFNER HAS NO PLANS TO MARRY

4. HUGH PERVERT
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED TO POSE NAKED FOR PLAYBOY AT 18

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. IS THERE AN AL KOHOLIC HERE?
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Sara Cox has a baby boy and gives it a ridiculous name

8. DOUBLE SPREAD
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HUGH HEFFER WANTS THE OLSEN TWINS TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. SHOW ME THE BUNNY
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PLAYBOY WANT LINDSAY LOHAN TO STRIP

11. WOODEN HEART
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JASON STATHAM MAY ACT IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. TALKING SCALLOPS
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THE NATION PREPARES TO COOK ALONG WITH RAMSAY

14. YOU'RE ALRIGHT JACK
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JOHN BARROWMAN CALLS FOR STARS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET

15. HUGH SLEAZEBAG
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HUGH GRANT HAS A DIRTY DINNER

16. WARHOL CRAZY NOW
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HUGH GRANT TO SELL WARHOL PAINTING FOR HUGE PROFIT

17. GO WEST
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MICHELLE RYAN NOW PLANS TO BREAK INTO MOVIES

18. LOVELY GRUBBY
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JUDE LAW REVEALS WHY HE IS SO POPULAR WITH AMERICAN WOMEN

19. PROFANE YET MUNDANE
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JOHN LYDON VOWS TO CARRY ON SWEARING

20. KANYE JUST GO NOW?
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Kanye West acts like a spoilt, homophobic child

21. Macho Man
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Katie Holmes re-clothes Cruise as he pumps himself unconscious

22. Want to know Simon Cowell's Salary?
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Simon Cowell and other US TV stars salaries revealed

23. Hilton checks back into studio
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Paris Hilton begins work on her second album

24. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

25. Hugh's Sorry Now
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Hugh Grant wants to marry as soon as possible

26. NEWSMOUND
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27. A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL PICTURE
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Passers-by show their fleshy appreciation for toffy actor Hugh Grant

28. Hugh Grant: Beans Means Fines
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Actor Hugh Grant is arrested after throwing a tin of baken beans at a paparazzo

29. Nicole Kidman Pregnant?
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Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman is pregnant according to News of The World but has eight months of f

30. HUFF ACTUALLY
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HUFF ACTUALLY