1. 'WRONG', SIGHS SEUSS
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ANTI-ABORTION PROTESTERS TARGET FILM PREMIERE

2. YOU KNOW SHE'S NO GOOD (OR IS SHE?)
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AMY WINEHOUSE NOMINATED AS VILLAIN OF THE YEAR

3. FOR PETE'S SAKE
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BB7 WINNER CALLS BB BORING

4. PIC OF THE WEEK
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HOLY MOLY'S PIC OF THE WEEK

5. MOLE INVASION
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GET VOTING NOW FOR BIG BROTHER PRANKS

6. THE MOLE SPEAKS
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HOLY MOLY REVEAL THE FIRST HOUSEMATES UP FOR NOMINATION IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

7. THEY'RE CUMMING
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ALAN CUMMING TO INITIATE ACTING MASTERCLASS ON BIG BROTHER

8. HIJACK ALERT!
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BIG BROTHER HOUSEMATES REVEALED

9. ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE
(Holy News / News)

2nd Secret Big brother video reveals interior of house

10. HAHAHAHA ACE
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Looks like Holy Moly has an insider at the Big Brother House

11. Bob Geldof: Masturb-8
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Bob Geldof's charity website hijacked by a porn website trying to make a fast buck

12. Bob Geldof: Masturb-8
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Bob Geldof website hijacked by porn site

13. Environmental groups
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... evidence it will make the slightest bit of difference while using buzzwords like "carbon footprints"(now hijacked by marketing and advertising companies, good job there). Differ to their opinions? Y...