1. HAYDEN'S TIGHT
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HAYDEN PANETTIERE IS TIGHT WITH HER MONEY

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. WORLD'S BEST GIRLFRIEND AWARD GOES TO...
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HAYDEN PANETTIERE STRIPS FOR HER BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY

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5. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

6. BEFORE...
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GLAMOUR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

7. THE SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD (IF YOU'RE 14)
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FHM'S 'SEXIEST WOMAN' POLL PICTURE GALLERY

8. WIN SOUNDTRACK AND MAGAZINES OF SCI-FI SERIES HEROES
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HEROES SOUNDTRACK AND MAGAZINES UP FOR GRABS

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. NEWSMOUND
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11. NEWSMOUND
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12. NEWSMOUND
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13. BRING ON MONDAY!
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BOTH PRISON BREAK 3 AND HEROES 2 PREMIERE ON MONDAY

14. NEWSMOUND
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15. Newsmound
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16. NEWSMOUND
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17. Night Of The Living Heroes
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News from last night's Heroes press conference

18. HOLY SHIT I CAN'T WAIT
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Heroes Season 2 press launch pics

19. OH MY LORD I'VE JUST GOT AN ERECTION
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Heroes Season 2 teaser clips and pictures leaked online

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. Maddie: The Movie
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... Kate (Keira Knightley) come back from a nights helping land mine victims and find their daughter Maddie (Hayden Pantierre) has been kidnapped by IIIIRRRAAAAQQQQAAAAAYYYY Terrorrist Paedophiles, led b...

22. The Aussie Cricket Team
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Langer: Try facing Warne and McGrath every test match and then take a look at your average cunt Hayden: Can’t even play Hoggard on a flat pitch cunt. Ponting: Wish he’d once again slip

23. Hayden Panettiere
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

If you watch "Heroes" and are a guy, you will know why.

24. Any man over 30 who fancies Hayden Panettiere secr...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Any man over 30 who fancies Hayden Panettiere secret worries he might be a peadophile.