1. JORDAN'S JUMBOS
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN TO BUY HER OWN PRIVATE PLANE

2. Cyclist
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...a fortune, so there's me in me six wheeler trying pass some fucking lycra clad helmet wearing fucking knobhawker on a bike that thinks it's fun to ignore the cycle lane and stay on the main carriagewa...

3. Literal cunts corner on Oxford Street
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...iest corner EVER. Meeting point for out of towners, students, tourists etc, full of a new breed of street hawkers selling modeling/hairdressing packages to daft bints, London Lite pushers, Bible bashe...