1. TONE DEAF DUNST
(Holy News / News)

KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

2. BACK IN THE BLACK
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE DOES HAVE A PRE-NUP WITH BLAKE

3. CHEEKY BOY
(Holy News / News)

LEMBIT OPIK AND CHEEKY GIRL GABRIELA SPLIT UP

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS GOES TO A PARTY WITH HER FATHER

6. POOR LITTLE RICHIE GIRL
(Holy News / News)

NICOLE RICHIE MISSES HER PARTYING DAYS AFTER GIVING BIRTH

7. BLYTHE SPIRIT
(Holy News / News)

GWYNETH PALTROW'S MARRIAGE IS FINE, SAYS HER MOTHER

8. (OLD) MATERIAL GIRL
(Holy News / News)

MADONNA WON'T SING THE OLD SONGS UNLESS THE PRICE IS RIGHT

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. MOSS ENGAGED
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS TO MARRY JAMIE HINCE?

11. LOHAN ON A SEAFOOD DIET?
(Holy News / News)

MORE LINDSAY LOHAN LESBIAN RUMOURS SURFACE

12. DAY 14: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

ANNA BOOTED OUT

13. OUT OF CRUISE CONTROL
(Holy News / News)

NICOLE KIDMAN MUCH HAPPIER WITHOUT TOM CRUISE

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

15. FIRST THE GALAXY, THEN THE UNIVERSE
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE SET TO CHEER UP DAVID BECKHAM

16. MCCANN MOVIE MADE UP
(Holy News / News)

DAILY EXPRESS INVENTS MADELEINE MOVIE

17. SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT
(Holy News / News)

Easy Living magazine photoshop Helena Christensen

18. Mills 'n' Thrills and Bellylaughs
(Holy News / News)

Mills and Macca record most depressing dance track since Mr Kirk's Nightmare

19. Newsmound
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

20. A Kerry Newsworthy Year
(Holy News / News)

Kerry Katona and Mark Croft are back together

21. Day 49: July 18th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley tells Brian he needs anger management classes

22. Say ‘Thanks’ For The Mammaries
(Holy News / News)

Rebecca Loos thinks that the Beckhams should be grateful to her

23. This used to be his playground 2
(Holy News / News)

This used to be his playground 2

24. This used to be his playground
(Holy News / News)

This used to be his playground

25. Boyfriends who are gay but pretend to be
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...y know why they were dumped!! Get over it, move on and get a boyfriend, because the world would be a much happier place without the angst caused by pubescent pent up desire. Don't get me wrong, I'm ...

26. chewing gum ad
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"the more we get together the happier we'll be" cunts

27. Hollyoaks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...are even more cunt stupid than the kids. Just put it back to softcore semi-nudity and we'll all be a lot happier you cunts. ...

28. The Office Comedian
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...d old comedy shows throughout the day doesn't make people laugh, it just reminds us all of how much better/happier we are than you, you useless cunt. Here's some advice - you want to make me laugh ...

29. when nobody knew who Anna Friel was before the shi...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

when nobody knew who Anna Friel was before the shitty hair ads, the world was a slighly happier place

30. The less people working in Foxtons when I walk pas...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

The less people working in Foxtons when I walk past in the morning, the happier I tend to feel