1. SUGAR KLUM
(Holy News / News)

HEIDI KLUM GIVES POSH SPICE CAKES FOR HER BIRTHDAY

2. SCENT OF A FISHWIFE
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA TO LAUNCH HER OWN PERFUME RANGE

3. HOLY CREPE!
(Holy News / News)

KID ROCK ARRESTED AFTER WAFFLE HOUSE BRAWL

4. Greggs bakery
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Judging by the crowd in the shop the sandwich-making demonstration was a success with people outside in the rain waiting to get in .I had foolishly thought you sold sandwiches and went away hungry. Yo

5. Paddy McGuiness
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Ey oop, it's me, Paddy McGuinness 'ere, you know from 'oop north. I do adverts for Greggs t'bakers and I'm mates with Peter Kay, you know Peter, from Bolton, grew 'oop in't same area an' all. Did I m