1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

2. WINO: OFFICIALLY A NIGHTMARE
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AMY WINEHOUSE TOPS SURVEY OF CELEB PEOPLE MOST HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT

3. A PUSH AND A BRUSH AND BATMAN IS OURS
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CHRISTIAN BALE DENIES ASSAULTING HIS MOTHER AND SISTER

4. PUT THE WEED DOWN, GEORGE
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GEORGE MICHAEL'S PARANOID RANT ABOUT THE MEDIA

5. DAD OF THE YEAR
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PETER ANDRE NAMED 'DAD OF THE YEAR'

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

8. AND AS IF BY MAGIC...
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MARK FRITH ANNOUNCES HIS DIARIES ARE TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE AUTUMN

9. WIN FLASH GORDON GOODIES
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TWO WATCHES FOR GRABS

10. YOU KNOW SHE'S NO GOOD (OR IS SHE?)
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AMY WINEHOUSE NOMINATED AS VILLAIN OF THE YEAR

11. TALKING SCALLOPS
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THE NATION PREPARES TO COOK ALONG WITH RAMSAY

12. BROWN WHINGE
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LILY ALLEN WANTS GORDON BROWN TO BAN THE PAPARAZZI

13. WIN GORDON RAMSEY BOOKS
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SIGNED COOKERY BOOKS UP FOR GRABS

14. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. WIN SIMPSONS GAMES
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THREE SIMPSONS PS3 GAMES UP FOR GRABS

17. A-LISTER COOK'S BETTER IN AMERICA
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GORDON RAMSAY IS CONTROVERSIAL ON US CHAT SHOW

18. CHEF'S NOT-SO SPECIAL SAUCE
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GORDON RAMSAY HAS A VERY LOW SPERM COUNT

19. Newsmound
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What's going on elsewhere on the web?

20. Cooking Hell!
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Wife-beating drunk Jim Davidson is to appear on Hell's Kitchen

21. Obligatory Youtube Clip
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An inauspicious start for Gordon Brown: first bombs, now this

22. The Nightmare Before Broadcast
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Gordon Ramsay sued by angry US caterers

23. Hilton: Never High
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Paris Hilton claims to have never taken drugs

24. PROUST SHITS HIS PANTS
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Pages from Geri Halliwell's new book, Ugenia Lavender, is leaked to Holy Moly - and it's a shocker.

25. CIG-A-CIG-AR
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The Spice Girls finally announce a reunion tour

26. Ramsay Talks Balls
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Gordon Ramsay says that swearing in necessary in the kitchen

27. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

28. Lily and Cheryl: Bitch Fight
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Cheryl Cole and Lily Allen engage in a war of words

29. Gordon Ramsay Uses Posh (Spices)
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Gordon Ramsay continues to court controversy and publicity for his new series of The F Word by accus

30. Bogie bored
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Gordon Brown looking bored and picking his nose