1. ANOTHER X FACTOR JUDGE?
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RAV MIGHT SINGH TO COWELL FOR HIS SUPPER AFTER RESIGNING FROM NEWS OF THE WORLD

2. HELL'S KITCHEN
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BECKHAM AND RAMSEY: A DINER'S DELIGHT?

3. VEGAS DAY THREE
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. WINO: OFFICIALLY A NIGHTMARE
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AMY WINEHOUSE TOPS SURVEY OF CELEB PEOPLE MOST HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT

6. A PUSH AND A BRUSH AND BATMAN IS OURS
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CHRISTIAN BALE DENIES ASSAULTING HIS MOTHER AND SISTER

7. PUT THE WEED DOWN, GEORGE
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GEORGE MICHAEL'S PARANOID RANT ABOUT THE MEDIA

8. DAD OF THE YEAR
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PETER ANDRE NAMED 'DAD OF THE YEAR'

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

11. AND AS IF BY MAGIC...
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MARK FRITH ANNOUNCES HIS DIARIES ARE TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE AUTUMN

12. WIN FLASH GORDON GOODIES
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TWO WATCHES FOR GRABS

13. YOU KNOW SHE'S NO GOOD (OR IS SHE?)
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AMY WINEHOUSE NOMINATED AS VILLAIN OF THE YEAR

14. TALKING SCALLOPS
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THE NATION PREPARES TO COOK ALONG WITH RAMSAY

15. BROWN WHINGE
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LILY ALLEN WANTS GORDON BROWN TO BAN THE PAPARAZZI

16. WIN GORDON RAMSEY BOOKS
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SIGNED COOKERY BOOKS UP FOR GRABS

17. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. WIN SIMPSONS GAMES
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THREE SIMPSONS PS3 GAMES UP FOR GRABS

20. A-LISTER COOK'S BETTER IN AMERICA
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GORDON RAMSAY IS CONTROVERSIAL ON US CHAT SHOW

21. CHEF'S NOT-SO SPECIAL SAUCE
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GORDON RAMSAY HAS A VERY LOW SPERM COUNT

22. Newsmound
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23. Cooking Hell!
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Wife-beating drunk Jim Davidson is to appear on Hell's Kitchen

24. Obligatory Youtube Clip
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An inauspicious start for Gordon Brown: first bombs, now this

25. The Nightmare Before Broadcast
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Gordon Ramsay sued by angry US caterers

26. Hilton: Never High
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Paris Hilton claims to have never taken drugs

27. PROUST SHITS HIS PANTS
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Pages from Geri Halliwell's new book, Ugenia Lavender, is leaked to Holy Moly - and it's a shocker.

28. CIG-A-CIG-AR
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The Spice Girls finally announce a reunion tour

29. Ramsay Talks Balls
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Gordon Ramsay says that swearing in necessary in the kitchen

30. NEWSMOUND
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