1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

2. And Goofy Came Too
(Holy News)

Britney and Kevin to have a post-divorce holiday at Disney World

3. Justify My Film
(Holy News / News)

News from the set of Madonna's directorial debut, Filth And Wisdom

4. Queen (remaining band members of)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...n Elton. For pretending you hold Freddies memory in such high regard whilst selling every bit of the goofy puff's soul and credibility 'cos you're useless as individual components. For Anita Dobso...