1. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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Danny Rampling's manual to success

2. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

3. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

4. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
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ANOTHER RONSON TAKES TO THE DECKS

5. GOODY HAS CANCER
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BIG BROTHER STAR JADE GOODY HAS CERVICAL CANCER

6. AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP
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PEACHES EX UPSET OVER SURPRISE WEDDING

7. PEACHES AND GREEN (CARD)
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED FOR VISA?

8. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

9. GAVIN AND GAY-CEY
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JAMES CORDEN AND MATTHEW HORNE ADMIT TO BEING A COUPLE (KIND OF)

10. HEART OF STONE
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JOSS STONE HEAD BUTTS BROTHER DURING A BAPTISM

11. IT'S LIKE 10,000 SPOONS!
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Scotty from Star Trek's ashes are destroyed - by a spaceship

12. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

13. PARTNERS IN CRIME
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LA POLICE CHIEF CLAIMS CRIME IS DOWN THANKS TO LINDSAY, PARIS AND BRITNEY

14. THE LAW OF KARMA
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SADIE FROST'S BUSINESS GOES UNDER

15. BABES AND CONFUSED
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY DELIGHTED AT BEING A FATHER

16. THE DARK FIGHT
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CHRISTIAN BALE ARRESTED FOR ASSAULTING MOTHER AND SISTER

17. I DON'T LIKE SUNDAYS
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PEACHES GELDOF HAS SUSPECTED OVERDOSE

18. I WISH I'D GONE TO MAGALUF NOW
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 40

19. REPEAT OFFENSIVE
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J.LO'S CHILDREN NEVER WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES TWICE

20. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

21. SHE'S A TOP DRAWER KNOB!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 34

22. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET MISTAKEN FOR ANGELINA JOLIE?
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 30

23. HE CAN'T LIEV HER ALONE
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NAOMI WATTS IS PREGNANT AGAIN

24. GRAPES ARE MY BEST FRIEND
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 25

25. ALFIE BIN LADEN
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MICHAEL CAINE DETAINED AT US AIRPORT AS TERROR SUSPECT

26. BOOB DU JOUR
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BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

27. ROCK OF WAGES
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KID ROCK URGES FANS TO STEAL HIS MUSIC AND OTHER THINGS

28. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING

29. A WHOLE NEW PILE OF POO
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FORTY THOUSAND COPIES OF JORDAN AND PETER CDS FOUND DUMPED

30. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES