1. WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
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'SO CRAP IT'S GOOD' MARKETING HITS ROCK BOTTOM

2. YOU'RE BOOKED
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DAVID BECKHAM INSPIRES CHILDREN'S LITERATURE

3. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

4. WIN TICKETS TO THE VODAFONE TBA 2 ON BRIGHTON BEACH
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TWO TICKETS FOR THE VODAFONE TBA 2 IN BRIGHTON

5. BRITNEY DOES A WHITNEY
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BRITNEY SPEARS DATES BODYGUARD

6. LAWYERS 10 SPEARS FAMILY 0
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BRITNEY'S CUSTODY CASE DRAWS TO A CLOSE

7. SHRIDER IN THE HOUSE
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VERN TROYER STILL SHARES A HOUSE WITH HIS EX

8. DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART
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RHYS IFANS WRITES SONG ABOUT SIENNA MILLER

9. WHICH IS NICE…
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ANGELINA JOLIE'S UNBORN TWINS TO BE HONORARY CITIZENS

10. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING

11. I AM FOOTY LEGEND
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WILL SMITH BEGS BECKHAM TO HELP HIM PLAY 'SOCCER'

12. WIN PUSHING DAISIES DVDS AND SIGNED POSTER
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FIVE COPIES OF PUSHING DAISIES SEASON ONE UP FOR GRABS

13. SHUT THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT
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CHANELLE HAYES PLANS TO MOVE TO AMERICA

14. BEYONCE DOING BOND?
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NO, SHE'S NOT HAVING A FLING WITH ROGER MOORE

15. TALKING POLLUX
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ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARGUE OVER BABY NAMES

16. SCREENPLAY-ING FOR TIME
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MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL REVEALS SECRECY SURROUNDING BATMAN SCRIPT

17. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

18. MUM'S THE WEIRD
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DINAH LOHAN NAMED ONE OF THE 'MOTHERS OF THE YEAR'

19. GOLDEN BALLS
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RONALDO GETS INTO FIGHT WITH THREE TRANSVESTITES

20. BLAKE FIELDER CIVIL SUIT
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S HUSBAND WANTS 3M DIVORCE

21. WHAT-CHOO-CHOO TALKIN’ ABOUT?
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MORE HEARTBREAK FOR GARY COLEMAN

22. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

23. DAVIZZLE BECKIZZLE
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PALS SNOOP AND BECKS TO RELEASE SLIPPER RANGE

24. TIP TOP
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KEVIN FEDERLINE IS SPENDING PLENTY OF MONEY

25. DRIVING AWAY FROM HOME
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BRITNEY SPEARS ALLOWED TO DRIVE TO THE FRONT GATES

26. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF A TWAT

27. QUEEN NEFERTI-TEASE
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KATE BECKINSALE TALKS ABOUT HER PRIVATE PARTS

28. THE GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD RESULTS
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EDDIE MURPHY AND LINDSAY LOHAN WIN BIG AT THE RAZZIES

29. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

30. A NIGHT IN FOR PARIS
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PARIS HILTON BANNED FROM THE OSCARS