1. BB DAY ONE
(Holy News / Big Brother)

A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

2. DANIELLE GETS THE WIND PUT UP HER
(Holy News / News)

DANIELLE LLOYD DATES GLADIATOR CALLED TORNADO

3. CONTENDERS READY!
(Holy News / News)

WHEN HOLY MOLY MET THE NEW GLADIATORS

4. IT'S 4PM, WE'RE BORED...
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S ALTERNATIVE TO VICTORIA'S SECRET SEXY LIST

5. CONTENDERS READY!
(Holy News / News)

GLADIATORS TO RETURN TO UK TV

6. HE IS ONLY NOT OBEYING ORDERS
(Holy News / News)

CHELSEA STAR DEFIES MANAGER’S ORDERS AND ATTENDS MTV AWARDS

7. Doctor Who
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...nsane with it's non-plot, school nativity acting and shambolic production values. I'd rather watch Wolf from Gladiators dry-hump a chihuahua....

8. Takeshi's Castle
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Absolutley mental Japanese game show that makes 'Gladiators' look even more arse-achingly dull than usual. 100 grinning contestants eagerly hurling themselves into an ever changing array of bizzare as

9. Ian Wright leaving the bbc to join Gladiators beca...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Ian Wright leaving the bbc to join Gladiators because he is sick of being a jester figure is somewhat ironic

10. 80% of the female gladiators are eye candy. The re...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

80% of the female gladiators are eye candy. The remaining 20% arn't blessed in that department but are there to kick the living snot out of female contestants.