1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

2. GIMME MORE SEX
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY LOST HER VIRGINITY AT 14

3. GIMME LESS!
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY GOES TOPLESS IN UNCUT VERSION OF NEW VIDEO

4. I'M GOING SLIGHTLY MAD
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS NAMES NEW ALBUM 'BLACKOUT'

5. IT'S GOING WELL I FEEL
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY'S NEW VIDEO IS A LESSON IN HOW TO BE RUBBISH

6. SUEDEHEAD-CASES
(Holy News / News)

SINEAD O'CONNOR BACKS BRITNEY SPEARS

7. OBLIGATORY BRITNEY STORY
(Holy News / News)

THE REASON FOR BRITNEY'S DAZED PERFORMANCE REVEALED

8. HIC ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
(Holy News / News)

Britney gives a seemingly drunk, definitely rubbish performance at the VMAs

9. American Marine/Puppy
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...is CUNT took a 12 week old puppy, threw it off a cliff and got his mates to video it to post on u-tube. Gimme five minutes with this piece of shit and let me show him exactly what I think of his 'h...

10. Fast food breakfasts
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You stop servin at 11am, not fuckin 10.55am! Gimme my breakfast you cunts!

11. John Fucking Fuckity Prescott
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...suffered bulimia for years" "If you suffer from an eating disorder, please seek medical help, as I did". Gimme a break! When did you ever give a flying fuck about anyone else? Who thought this one up?...

12. Slim Fast Advert
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

..., tock, smoothies and shakes totally rock. Walking, tall, i like that mirror on the wall. Funky, monkey, gimme a chocolate bar that's chunky. Oi, boy, losing weight i can enjoy. Slim happy all the wa...