1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. GRAMMY GRADUATION
(Holy News / News)

KANYE, WINO AND THE OTHER MAIN WINNERS FROM THE GRAMMYS

3. CURTIS: UNDER GRADUATE
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST BEATS 50 CENT IN CHART BATTLE

4. HASTA LA VISTA FIDDY
(Holy News / News)

50 CENT COULD COME THIRD IN CHART BATTLE WITH KANYE

5. Kanye Kick It? No He Can't
(Holy News / News)

HM reviews last night's Kanye West secret gig

6. Graduation
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Specifically those that carry on wearing their gowns a second more than is necessary just so the world can see how superior they are now they've got a 3rd in Philosophy or some other time-wasters subj