1. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
(Holy News / News)

CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

2. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BASSHUNTER
(Holy News / VIDEO)

BASSHUNTER TALKS ABOUT TEENAGE ORGIES!

3. XENU NEED HANDS
(Holy News / News)

KATIE HOLMES HAS ODD-COLOURED HANDS

4. PIC OF THE WEEK
(Holy News / News)

5. LEAST SYMPATHY FOR A WHINGE EVER AWARD GOES TO...
(Holy News / News)

SIENNA MILLER COMPLAINS THAT CAVIAR MAKES HER ARSE FAT

6. GHOULS ALOUD
(Holy News / News)

NICOLA ROBERTS CONSULTS PSYCHIC BEFORE DUMPING BOYFRIEND

7. DRONE BOOTH
(Holy News / News)

COLIN FARRELL LOOKS HIMSELF UP ON GOOGLE DAILY

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. BRITNEY WINS THE INTERNET
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS IS MOST SEARCHED FOR NAME ON YAHOO

10. STUFF CHILDREN IN NEED
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY MUG APPEAL

11. DISH FACE DISGRACE
(Holy News / News)

SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR HAS ANOTHER POP AT POSH SPICE

12. THE COLLAPSE OF A DISTURBING IDOL
(Holy News / News)

THE BEST AMY WINEHOUSE REVIEW EVER

13. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. WHAT'S WHITE AND SLIDES ACROSS THE FLOOR?
(Holy News / News)

Full Line up of Strictly Come Dancing is announced

15. FROM THE BOARD...
(Holy News / News)

holy moly plays spot the difference...

16. Day 67: 5th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Kara-Louise is stripey

17. Day 33: July 2nd
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Ziggy has a ridiculous name and is hungry. Shame.

18. Day 11: June 10th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 11 in the Big Brother house

19. BRILLIANT WORK!
(Holy News / News)

Goatse ends up on the BBC website

20. Angelina's life is so hard
(Holy News / News)

Angelina Jolie is struggling to eat after a trip to Ethiopia

21. MAMMA FUCKING MIA
(Holy News / News)

The shittest flash mob of all time at Waterloo station for an ABBA promotion

22. MAMMA FUCKING MIA
(Holy News / News)

Abba Flashmob at Waterloo station

23. WTF?
(Holy News / News)

teletubbies camp it up

24. WTF?
(Holy News / News)

What the fuck were the Teletubbies on?

25. SOMETHING FOR A LAZY SUNDAY
(Holy News / News)

unreleased Universal Studios promo film

26. SOMETHING FOR A LAZY SUNDAY
(Holy News / News)

Employee orientation video for Universal Studios by the South Park team

27. ARE BUSTED BUSTED?
(Holy News / News)

ARE BUSTED BUSTED?

28. Anonymous Woman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Who Googled 'Anne, John and Panama' and consequently unearthed the photo that would seem to be the undoing of the canoeist and his missus. You fucking rotter. You are the epitome of the curtain-twitch

29. Bilderberg Group
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

People who know who they are know why. Just want to see the general HM consensus on these evil fuckers. Google it.

30. BMW and Mercedes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For objecting to Max Mosley's behaviour when a quick trip to google shows BMW admitting to using 30,000 POWS as slave labour and Mercedes implicated in making concentration camp ovens. Fascist hypocri