1. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

2. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

3. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

6. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S ACCUSER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

7. NEWSMOUND
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8. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. BACK TO BED...
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AMY WINEHOUSE DOESN'T LOOK WELL

11. (NO) METHOD MAN
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LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

12. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

13. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

14. BOTCHED WITH MOTHER
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL FORCED TO STAY WITH MUM

15. BEST VIRAL EVER?
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VIRAL IN 'ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY AND GOOD' SHOCKER!

16. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

17. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO

18. VOMIT DRIES ON ITS OWN
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WINEHOUSE RETURNS DESIGNER CLOBBER COVERED IN PUKE

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

21. MIMI IN THE MOVIES
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MARIAH CAREY RETURNS TO ACTING

22. THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREY-WHERE
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKS TO RUSSELL BRAND FOR SEX ADVICE

23. NEWSMOUND
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24. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

25. TOILETS 2 - GEORGE MICHAEL 0
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GEORGE MICHAEL WILL NOT FACE CHARGES AFTER BEING CAUGHT WITH CRACK

26. LOCK UP YOUR MILLIONAIRES
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HEATHER MILLS IS READY TO START DATING AGAIN

27. ARTHUR CONAN DOOMED
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JUDE LAW TO PLAY DR WATSON IN GUY RITCHIE'S SHERLOCK HOLMES?

28. NOT SO SEXY
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SARAH JESSICA PARTY LOOKS LIKE A MAN... EVEN MORE THAN USUAL

29. GOOD LAD
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MAN GROPING GIRLFIRENDS TITS SPOTTED ON TV

30. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV