1. BLAINE DAMAGE
(Holy News / News)

DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

2. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
(Holy News / News)

ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

3. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
(Holy News / News)

NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

4. SAY YOU'LL BE THERE... PLEASE?
(Holy News / News)

MELANIE BROWN MAY NOT BE TOURING WITH JANET JACKSON

5. JODIE MARSH SUFFERS AN ATTACK OF THE HEATHER MILLS
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH NOT TELLING TRUTH ABOUT CHARITY?

6. TITS UP
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH SPEAKS TO LORRAINE KELLY ABOUT HER SILLY BREASTS

7. AT THE END OF HER HEATHER
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS GOES ON GMTV AGAIN

8. MILLS AND BUFFOONS
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS IN TOP 100 SEXIEST POLL

9. CAN BUY ME LOVE
(Holy News / News)

MILLS AND MCCARTNEY GO TO COURT FOR DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

10. MILLS BRIEF ENCOUNTER
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS TO REPRESENT HERSELF IN COURT

11. HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY
(Holy News)

MCCARTNEY SUGGESTS HEATHER DISPLAYS HER GARDENS TO THE PUBLIC

12. MUM'S GOING TO JOBCENTRE PLUS
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA TO APPEAR ON TV DEFENDING HERSELF AGAIN

13. ETERNAL SHAME
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA TO STAR IN NEW REALITY SHOW

14. LOHAN SELF ESTEEM
(Holy News / News)

SHIRLEY MACLAINE CLAIMS LINDSAY LOHAN IS ADDICTED TO FAME

15. GEEK DEPRIVATION
(Holy News / News)

DAVID BLAINE TO ATTEMPT TO STAY AWAKE FOR A LONG TIME

16. VIVA LA SHAM
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS' NEW CHARITY PICS

17. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

GUY RITCHIE'S MOTHER ON THE BRITISH ADOPTION CRISIS

18. HOPPING AND MAD
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS CLAIMS STELLA MCCARTNEY DID ‘EVIL THINGS’

19. BI-POLAR 'MARE
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA INSISTS SHE IS NOT ON DRUGS

20. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA LOOKING WORSE FOR WEAR ON GMTV

21. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

GMTV Reporter rides rollercoaster and is scared to death

22. G4 No More
(Holy News / News)

The truth emerges about the real reason the classical boy band split

23. Clues Brothers from GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Yes I admit that Clues Rhymes with Blues, but what the fuck have the Blues Brother got to do with anything?

24. darius danesh
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... great is his cuntness that he could share a labia with Bono. Anyway, I nominated him because he was on GMTV (cunt enough) and when asked whether his wife likes his Rhett Butler moustache (increasing ...

25. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for hurting my eyes with linen suits, pink blouses and sunshine coloured sets in the morning before I head to work and talking total shite about obesity, Matt Damon and dating in quick succession.

26. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For having a drug debate on their holier then though programme, and then deleting my reasoned comments from their website saying I was promoting drug use...You started it! Lorraine Cunting Kelly!

27. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Top news story today, GMTV fined £2million for deceiving viewers on a regular basis, and making shedloads of money out of it, showing utter contempt for their viewers, hang your heads in shame etc et

28. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Aled Jones (white Sherman Clump) and Cerys Matthews (have a bath), were on GMTV this morning and the blonde presenter(cannot remember her name) said how great they sounded singing in rehearsal earlier

29. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Story 1 - Kidnapped kid's stepfather arrested! Light a torch and grab your pitchfork, be vigilant, there are paedos everywhere! Story 2 - Teenager raped and murdered in India! Probably by a dirty pae

30. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...as well pissy. Garraway "We've got a phone-in about your favourite smells. (*cue rubbing of hands by GMTV execs at thoughts of extra dosh from overpriced calls*) Mary from Tidworth says it's bacon ...