1. AMY MADHOUSE
(Holy News / News)

AMY HITS MAN NUMBER FOUR

2. ANTS IN HER PANTS AMY
(Holy News / News)

AMY LASHES OUT AT ANOTHER FAN FOR PINCHING HER BUM

3. TOO MUCH SUN?
(Holy News / News)

HENRY HOLLAND LOOKS SUNBURNT IN PLAYSTATION SINGSTAR TENT AT GLASTONBURY

4. CAN'T STAND EITHER OF THEM NOW
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS KICKS JAMIE HINCE OUT

5. AMY ROUNDHOUSE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE HITS ANOTHER FAN OUTSIDE HER FLAT

6. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

7. PIC OF THE WEEK
(Holy News)

LIZ JONES 'ROUGHS' IT AT GLASTONBURY... OR DOES SHE...

8. WHO ON EARTH IS THAT?
(Holy News / News)

GUESS WHO THIS UNFORTUNATE FACE BELONGS TO

9. KANYE FORGIVE HER?
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK WITH AMY WINEHOUSE

10. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY STILL PINING FOR KATE MOSS

11. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

KIDS PLAY IRON MAIDEN

12. TOPSHIT
(Holy News / News)

JAMIE HINCE ORDERS EXTRA TOILET ROLLS FOR KATE MOSS AT GLASTONBURY

13. MITCH OF THE DAY
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE'S DAD GIVES HIS DAILY BRIEFING TO THE PRESS

14. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
(Holy News / News)

CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING

15. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News)

SHAKIN' STEVENS ATTACKS RICHARD MADELEY

17. GWYNY P DEFENDS JAY-Z
(Holy News / News)

MICROBIOTIC HELLRAISER'S 'BEEF' OVER JAY-Z'S GLASTO CRITICISM

18. ANOTHER REASON TO MISS GLASTO
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY TO GET EARLY RELEASE TO PLAY GLASTONBURY

19. A HARD KNOCK WIFE
(Holy News / News)

BEYONCE FINALLY BECOMES MRS Z

20. LILY IS EASY AS ABC
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN AND THE LEVELLERS ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO LEARN NEW THINGS

21. Set Phasers To Rant
(Holy News / News)

William Shatner makes drunken appearance at Star Trek convention

22. Drop the Moss
(Holy News / News)

Kate Moss is dropped from Agent Provocateur's modelling campaign.

23. Back on the Druggs Agane!
(Holy News / pete)

or the secret dairy of P Doeherty of babyshables

24. Taking Libertines With The Truth
(Holy News / News)

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss mixed with 'normal' people at Glastonbury

25. Peaches On Screen
(Holy News / News)

Peaches Geldof gets her own reality show

26. Pic Of The Week
(Holy News / News)

Mika's Glasto costume raises concerns with his management

27. Amina Taylor
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Who wrote a Guardian article about the criticism of Jay-Z headlining Glastonbury, and insinuating it's racist...Here are a couple of quotes..."It's disappointing, because music fans - and festivalgoer

28. Glastonbury
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Anyone who pays top dollar to sit in mud listening to Robbie Williams and KT Tunstall should be on some sort of sex offenders register.

29. GLASTONBURY 08 BBC Coverage
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

That fuckwit Edith and the blowhole that is Zane Lowe ! They are both the results of DIDDY WANKS.. They think they are fucking it and everything is unbelievable, heroic and fantastic and all they

30. Glastonbury Car Park Stickers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why the fuck do you still have your Glastonbury car park sticker still on display in the windscreen of your car? You bunch of losers No one cares you went, its not some kind of badge of honour! Pathet