1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. I'D SWAP YOU FOR SCRABBLE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 54

3. ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN'T GOLD
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 50

4. IT TOOK HER LONGER TO PUT ON THE GORILLA COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER BLOG 9: DAY 46

5. I USED TO HAVE A 20 HOT DOG BAGUETTE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 43

6. MY BOTTOM IS RAW
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 42

7. THE LITTLE GREEN MAN MUST HAVE TAKEN IT AWAY FOR ANALYSIS
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 41

8. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A GLASS BOOK!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 37

9. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

10. FULL OF CRAP
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GERI HALLIWELL ADMITS SHE TALKS POO (AND WEE)

11. CHICKPEA VERSUS CHICKPEA
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 31

12. MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 28

13. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 27

14. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

15. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 21

16. HE TALKS WITH HIS DICK OUT!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 20

17. PERSONAL OFFENCE IS NEVER FORGOTTEN!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 14

18. WAR!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 11

19. CHOPPER!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 10

20. SEEYA!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 8

21. VIOLATOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 7

22. SHUT UP, HAEMORRHOID!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 6

23. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

24. I WANT ONE OF THOSE
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MELANIE C PLANS TO TRY FOR A BABY

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

26. SEX AND THE FITTIE
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KRISTEN DAVIS ALLEGEDLY STARS IN SEX TAPE

27. VIVA FOREVER
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GERI HALLIWELL HELPED SAVE FANS LIFE

28. CAPTION COMPETITION!
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WIN SEVERED HEADS COURTESY OF THE COTTAGE

29. THUNDERPANTS
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LILY ALLEN COMFORTED BY RUPERT GRINT

30. AND NOW, THE END IS NEAR...
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GERI HALLIWELL PRAISES CRUZ BECKHAM'S DANCE SKILLS