1. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

2. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

3. TOILETS 2 - GEORGE MICHAEL 0
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GEORGE MICHAEL WILL NOT FACE CHARGES AFTER BEING CAUGHT WITH CRACK

4. DUDE, WHERE'S MY BRA?
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TILDA SWINTON ON MAKE-UP, OSCARS AND BEING MISTAKEN FOR A MAN

5. NO NO NO TO PAROLE
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL CHOOSES PRISON OVER LIVING WITH HIS MUM

6. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

7. FONEJACKER IS BACK! WIN FONEJACKER GOODIES
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FONEJACKER DVD AND DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. JOLIE HARD LIFE
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ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

10. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID
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LISA SNOWDON CLAIMS DATING GEORGE CLOONEY HAS MADE HER CELIBATE

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. SHAW IS A SLOW NEWS DAY
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SUZANNE SHAW IS THE NEW FACE AND BODY FOR MICHELLE AT ASDA

13. IS IT JUST ME OR...?
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie unveil photographs of twins

14. TAKING THE PICS
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4MAGAZINE PAYS 14 MILLION DOLLARS FOR PICTURES OF ANGELINA AND BRAD’S TWINS

15. IRON-DEFICIENT MAIDEN
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GWYNETH PALTROW TO STAR IN THE WEST END THIS AUTUMN

16. NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR DECIDES NOT TO WRITE MEMOIRS

17. WIN FUNNY GAMES ON DVD AND A DVD PLAYER
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THREE COPIES OF FUNNY GAMES AND A DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. THE EX FACTOR
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IS JASON STATHAM DATING SARAH LARSON?

20. USHER NONSENSE
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USHER DENIES HIS SON'S NAME IS TO BOOST HIS OWN EGO

21. BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 29

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE…
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 22

24. THE WHINING GAME
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BOY GEORGE UNHAPPY ABOUT DENIAL OF US VISA

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. BERK DIGGLER
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MARK WAHLBERG CRITICISES SOMEONE ELSE'S POOR MOVIE

27. PUT THE WEED DOWN, GEORGE
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GEORGE MICHAEL'S PARANOID RANT ABOUT THE MEDIA

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. NEWSMOUND
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30. SCHOOLGIRL ERROR
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NAOMI CAMPBELL'S AGENT GIVES BAD EXCUSES FOR 'DRUNKENESS'