1. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE SAYS SHE WILL QUIT MUSIC

2. LAZY BEANS
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE'S DAUGHTER NOT WORKING HARD AT SUMMER JOB

3. EX UTERO?
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE WAS ADVISED TO ABORT KURT COBAIN'S CHILD

4. SMELLS LIKE TEEN MISFIT
(Holy News / News)

FRANCES BEAN COBAIN MAY BE THE NEW FACE OF CHANEL

5. COURTNEY HATE
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE OKAYS 'KURT COBAIN' EDITION TRAINERS

6. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

9. 'Hole' And My Shoe
(Holy News / News)

Courtney Love unhappy with Dr Martens using Kurt's image

10. Quote of the day: Courtney Love
(Holy News / News)

Courtney Love is to auction off most of Kurt Cobain's remaining belongings

11. Torch bearer chooser
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...m Whitechapel Road, east of Davenant to Stratford, Great Eastern Street Road opp Meridian Square, 4.25pm Francesca Martinez, running from Stratford, Great Eastern Road to corner of Oxford Road 4.31...

12. Frances Bean Cobain
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

I just think she deserves a mention here. After all, how in the name of fuckery is she supposed to rebel now she's at that age, when her mother is the unshockable, all-round loonbag Courtney Love, who