1. LAST MAN SHOUTING
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EMINEM AND KID ROCK MAY HAVE A FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE

2. MAKES NO CENTS
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50 CENT TO SUE TACO BELL

3. PERFECT CENTS
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50 CENT NO LONGER INTERESTED IN GROUPIES

4. GET RICH OR FRY TRYIN'
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50 CENT DENIES HE SET FIRE TO HIS HOUSE

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. MUSCLE MARY
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MARY J BLIGE DENIES REPORTS OF STEROID TAKING

7. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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50 CENT IS SURPRISED BY A CROATIAN TELEVISION CREW

8. IN THE NAME OF GOD GO
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50 CENT TARGETTED BY CHRISTIAN GROUP

9. DIDDY DO DAT?
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P DIDDY SUED FOR ORDERING A MAN TO BE BEATEN

10. FIDDY AND TIDDLY
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SHARON OSBOURNE INVENTED 50 CENT'S NICKNAME

11. CURTIS: UNDER GRADUATE
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KANYE WEST BEATS 50 CENT IN CHART BATTLE

12. HASTA LA VISTA FIDDY
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50 CENT COULD COME THIRD IN CHART BATTLE WITH KANYE

13. Fiddy to duet with Robbie?
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Rapper 50 Cent wants to duet with Robbie Williams

14. Newsmound
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

15. Fiddy Really Going Out With Her?
(Holy News / News)

Fifty Cent and Danielle Lloyd may be an item

16. Fiddy Cent
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...c' is helping this world crumble into a chav-ridden hell hole. The only person who's more of a cunt than Fiddy is the twat that shot him and didn't take the time to make sure he'd finished the job pro...

17. Kanye West's new album
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...And stop using 4 year old music samples for your new album you stupid cunt! P.S Thanks for taking "fiddy the cunt" cent out of the music picture!...