1. THIN, LOOS OR BOAR
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REBECCA LOOS STILL ALIVE. YAWN

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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RINGO STARR NO LONGER ACCEPTING FANMAIL - WORLD DISTINCTLY UNSHAKEN

3. LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
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PAUL MCCARTNEY DREADS RUINING CAREER WITH BAD SONGS. AGAIN.

4. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

5. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

6. HEART OF STONE
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DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

7. POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN
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ADNAN GHALIB HAS BRITNEY SEX TAPE, WILL SELL

8. NO JOKERS
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DISPUTE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S LIFE INSURANCE

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. LOVE MATCH POINT
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON MARRIES RYAN REYNOLDS IN CANADA

11. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

12. VOMIT DRIES ON ITS OWN
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WINEHOUSE RETURNS DESIGNER CLOBBER COVERED IN PUKE

13. MAKES SNOW SENSE
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SNOW PATROL SINGER TALKS NONSENSE

14. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

15. WE CAN SHOOT IT OUT
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TED NUGENT OFFERS TO BE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BODYGUARD

16. A SPELL IN CARE
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LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS TRIBUTES TO INJURED ROCKERS

17. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

18. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

19. FOX BY NAME…
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MEGAN FOX REVEALS LESBIAN PAST

20. BACK IN THE UR ASS S SIR
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MACCA FURIOUS OVER LENNON GAY CLAIM IN BOOK

21. THE TOOTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH
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KIRSTEN DUNST DENIES KNOWING HER CURRENT PARTNER

22. I AM LEG-END
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS FAMILIAR SOUNDING WORK OF 'FICTION'

23. MINGE-OGUE
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KYLIE IN MAN DROUGHT, CONSIDERS LADY LOVE

24. SHUT UP AND STOP DIGGING
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ALEC BALDWIN OUTED AS IDIOT AGAIN BY GREG GARCIA

25. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ERECTION
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JOHN C REILLY IS HONEST ABOUT SEX SCENES

26. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
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PARIS HILTON COMPLAINS ABOUT PRESS INTRUSION

27. RUFF JUSTICE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER DOG ATTACK ON A PLANE

28. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

29. STICKY AND SOUR GRAPES
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MADONNA'S CREW THREATEN TO QUIT OVER HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS

30. NARC DE TRIOMPHE
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AMY WINEHOUSE MAY BE SUED BY FRENCH CONCERT ORGANISERS