1. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

2. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

3. HEART OF STONE
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DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

4. POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN
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ADNAN GHALIB HAS BRITNEY SEX TAPE, WILL SELL

5. NO JOKERS
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DISPUTE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S LIFE INSURANCE

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. LOVE MATCH POINT
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON MARRIES RYAN REYNOLDS IN CANADA

8. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

9. VOMIT DRIES ON ITS OWN
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WINEHOUSE RETURNS DESIGNER CLOBBER COVERED IN PUKE

10. MAKES SNOW SENSE
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SNOW PATROL SINGER TALKS NONSENSE

11. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

12. WE CAN SHOOT IT OUT
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TED NUGENT OFFERS TO BE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BODYGUARD

13. A SPELL IN CARE
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LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS TRIBUTES TO INJURED ROCKERS

14. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

15. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

16. FOX BY NAME…
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MEGAN FOX REVEALS LESBIAN PAST

17. BACK IN THE UR ASS S SIR
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MACCA FURIOUS OVER LENNON GAY CLAIM IN BOOK

18. THE TOOTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH
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KIRSTEN DUNST DENIES KNOWING HER CURRENT PARTNER

19. I AM LEG-END
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS FAMILIAR SOUNDING WORK OF 'FICTION'

20. MINGE-OGUE
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KYLIE IN MAN DROUGHT, CONSIDERS LADY LOVE

21. SHUT UP AND STOP DIGGING
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ALEC BALDWIN OUTED AS IDIOT AGAIN BY GREG GARCIA

22. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ERECTION
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JOHN C REILLY IS HONEST ABOUT SEX SCENES

23. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
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PARIS HILTON COMPLAINS ABOUT PRESS INTRUSION

24. RUFF JUSTICE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER DOG ATTACK ON A PLANE

25. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

26. STICKY AND SOUR GRAPES
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MADONNA'S CREW THREATEN TO QUIT OVER HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS

27. NARC DE TRIOMPHE
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AMY WINEHOUSE MAY BE SUED BY FRENCH CONCERT ORGANISERS

28. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

29. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

30. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
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KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT