1. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET TOYBOIZE
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SEE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE CAUGHT UP WITH BOYBAND TOYBOIZE

2. CHEEKY BOY
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LEMBIT OPIK AND CHEEKY GIRL GABRIELA SPLIT UP

3. DEAD MEN WORKING
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PETE DOHERTY (RIP) AND CARL BARAT (RIP) TO RECORD TOGETHER

4. DOHERTY'S DOUGH PITY
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PETE DOHERTY WORRIES OVER BABYSHAMBLES MONEY ISSUES

5. SHAY YOU'RE SHORRY
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PAULA ABDUL WAS NOT DRUNK ON TV SAYS HER PUBLICIST

6. MY QUOTEY WOTE
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RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

7. MY WEENEY WINK
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RUSSELL BRAND SHY ABOUT FULL FRONTAL NUDITY

8. WIN DVDS FROM THE PRODUCERS OF 'FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL'
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WIN 'SUPERBAD', 'KNOCKED UP' AND 'THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN' DVDS

9. UNTRUE LIES
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JAMIE LEE CURTIS UPSET AT 'TOPLESS' SCANDAL

10. TOP OF THE LOPS
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SHARON OSBOURNE IS THE TOP RECIPIENT OF PLASTIC SURGERY

11. I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORSE
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER UPSET AT MAGAZINE POLL RESULT

12. JOY GEORGE
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GEORGE CLOONEY CAN LAUGH AT HIMSELF

13. QUANTUM GRUMP
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DANIEL CRAIG BLASTS 'WINEHOUSE TO SING BOND THEME' RUMOURS

14. THE GIFT OF THE BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-NEY
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JAMES BLUNT IS CONSIDERING RETIREMENT IN IRELAND

15. REBEKAH WADE NEEDS TO PRACTISE HER AIM
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ROSS KEMP GETS SHOT AT IN AFGHANISTAN

16. LYNX SAHARA
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY ADMITS THAT HE SMELLS

17. CHICKEN BY NATURE
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JAMIE OLIVER BACKTRACKS ON CHICKEN CLAIMS

18. JAMIE OLIVER ANNOYED WITH SAINSBURY'S OVER CHICKENS
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ADD A DASH OF HYPOCRISY...

19. WHO WAS ON JAMIE'S GRASSY KNOLL?
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DOUBTS RAISED OVER FATHERHOOD OF JAMIE LYNN SPEARS' CHILD

20. BABY, ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS PREGNANT

21. BACK TO BLACK COUNTRY
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AMY WINEHOUSE BOO-ED OFF STAGE IN BIRMINGHAM

22. NOT JUSTIFIED BEHAVIOUR
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ANNOYS HIS FANS AND PAPARAZZI

23. ONE HORSE FACE
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER NAMED 'UNSEXIEST WOMAN'

24. PROFANE YET MUNDANE
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JOHN LYDON VOWS TO CARRY ON SWEARING

25. The Lohan Circus Comes To Town
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Dina Lohan's boyfriend fights back at accusations

26. Losht In Transhlashion
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Bill Murray arrested driving a golf cart in Sweden while drunk

27. Another Day, Another Doherty round-up
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Doherty kept out of jug by cops, has junkie kittens, back with Kate

28. Do Y'Know The Way To Bore LA?
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David Beckham to record video diary for TV broadcast

29. 'Smile' You Miserable Sod
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Lily Allen feels that the English public hate her

30. Pot Calls Kettle Black
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Danielle Lloyd is even less self-aware that Jodie Marsh