1. WIN DVDS OF ASIAN FILM PROTEGE
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10 DVDS OF PROTEGE UP FOR GRABS

2. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

3. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

4. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
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MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A GLASS BOOK!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 37

7. STONE'S SPIDERS LEGS
(Holy News / News)

SHARON STONE DEMANDED A SPIDER HAVE PINCERS REMOVED

8. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

9. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

10. I BELIEVE I MIGHT CRY
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R KELLY TRIAL CONTINUES

11. COOKING THE BOOKS
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BRITNEY SPEARS' DAD GETS COMPENSATION FOR LOSS OF EARNINGS

12. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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POLITICAL SPEECH INTERRUPTED BY FLYING PENIS

13. WIN THREE BOOKS ON EAST ASIAN CINEMA BY DAVID CARTER
(Holy News / Competition)

THREE BOOKS ON EAST ASIAN CINEMA UP FOR GRABS

14. STAND BY YOUR BAN
(Holy News / News)

NAOMI CAMPBELL REFUSES TO FLY BRITISH AIRWAYS

15. NOT MODEL BEHAVIOUR
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NAOMI CAMPBELL REPORTED TO HAVE RACIALLY ABUSED POLICE OFFICER

16. BILL-BORED
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MARIAH CAREY IS BETTER THAN ELVIS PRESLEY – OFFICIAL

17. COLEEN'S REAL WEDDING
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WAYNE ROONEY AND COLEEN MCLOUGLIN TO SPEND 3 MILLION ON WEDDING

18. JORDAN'S JUMBOS
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JORDAN TO BUY HER OWN PRIVATE PLANE

19. KINGSLEY THE CHICKEN WHISPERER
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BEN KINGSLEY COMMUNICATES WITH HIS CHICKEN

20. SPIDER PIG EVENTUALLY COMETH
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SIMPSONS CHARACTER TAKES TO THE SKIES OF LONDON

21. CAN'T STAND PETE NOW
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MITCH WINEHOUSE SMACKS PETE DOHERTY ACROSS THE HEAD

22. THE RETURN OF GENERAL TEDIUM
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JAMES BLUNT ADMITS TO BEING VISIBLE

23. MELLOW FELLOW
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SINGER DONOVAN TO CREATE UNIVERSITY FOR MEDITATION

24. SEIN-TOLOGY
(Holy News / News)

JERRY SEINFELD THANKS SCIENTOLOGY FOR HELPING HIS CAREER

25. FLIGHT DIVA
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JOHN TRAVOLTA WANTS TO BE SPICE GIRLS' PILOT

26. WATERFALL
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IAN BROWN DEALS WITH A HECKLER

27. SLOWHAND'S LIGHT FINGERS
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ERIC CLAPTON STOLE GEORGE HARRISON'S WIFE OUT OF JEALOUSLY

28. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

29. J.LO: NOT QUITE A NO-SHOW
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ PAYS A FLYING VISIT

30. Pulp Friction
(Holy News / News)

Quentin Tarantino joins the mile high tantrum club