1. FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL
(Holy News / News)

JOSS STONE TO STAR AS LESBIAN IN NEW FILM

2. FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY
(Holy News / News)

JOSS STONE WOULD GIVE UP MUSIC FOR LOVE

3. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD
(Holy News / News)

ROBBIE WILLIAMS WANTS TO BECOME AN ALIEN INVESTIGATOR

4. TOSS STONE
(Holy News / News)

JOSS STONE'S NEW FLAKE AD

5. THE ELLE STYLE AWARDS
(Holy News / News)

ELLE STYLE AWARDS PHOTO GALLERY

6. Day 84: 22nd August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Kara-Louise, Jonty, Tracey nominated. Two to go on Friday

7. Day 71: 9th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Carole is angry and scary

8. Here's A Tip: Spit In The Food
(Holy News)

Millionaire Victoria Beckham fails to tip waitress

9. Right to be so, so, so wrong.
(Holy News / News)

bad fake accents on youtube

10. Right to be so, so, so wrong
(Holy News / News)

Joss Stone, the latest in a long line of shonky accent merchants

11. Cadbury's Flake
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate.....falls down between you arse cheeks while you're driving, so that when you get out of the car (wearing some very stylish stone-coloured slacks) it makes you

12. Dave Lee Travis
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ge I could only conclude he would have been what he still is, a cunt of the highest order. Big Hairy Cornflake CUNT!...

13. Duffy
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...at now that idiot joss stone will have someone to visit her in hospital when she hopefully chokes on her flake. and put some fucking shoes on - you must have the feet of a coal miner...

14. Joss Stone
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...w could anyone who respected themselves and thought they had any form of career or dignity left sing the flake advert song (as performed by Barbara Royle) as if it was actual music??...

15. Joss Stone
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

To be sung to the cadbury's flake theme; Just the wankiest, tackiest aveeerrrt, I've just cashed-in like An-th-ea Turn-er What a Cunt!

16. Kate Nash - Mouthwash
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...iting this shit? What next - I use deoderant, I occassionally take a shit I put milk on my cornflakes Who gives a fuck ...

17. Monks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ce a year then use that time to complain about the conditions of the monastery. "Why do we only have cornflakes? Can't we get some frosties or porridge in? Why can''t we watch telly? Why are the beds ...

18. Traffic Wardens Poster
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... website that is supposed to feature original, witty, unadulterated, venomous bile is the turd in my cornflakes. You, sir / madam, are a cunt....

19. Snow in London
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Brings everything to a halt after about 3 snowflakes. Now I have a day off work! I love you, chilly hero.

20. Crunchy Nut cornflakes are just frosties for wanke...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Crunchy Nut cornflakes are just frosties for wankers

21. Frosties are Corn Flakes for the working classes....
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Frosties are Corn Flakes for the working classes.