1. MAXI-RELIEF
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VERN TROYER SEX TAPE IS EMBARGOED

2. MOST WELCOME QUOTE OF THE DAY
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EDDIE MURPHY TO GIVE UP ACTING

3. TANTRIC ADVICE
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GUY RITCHIE GOES TO STING AND TRUDIE STYLER FOR ADVICE

4. BLADE-Y CHEEK
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WESLEY SNIPES WOULD LIKE TO TRAVEL TO EUROPE TO WORK

5. WIN RAMBO BOXSETS
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FIVE RAMBO BOXSETS UP FOR GRAB

6. BERK DIGGLER
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MARK WAHLBERG CRITICISES SOMEONE ELSE'S POOR MOVIE

7. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

8. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

9. ANGELINA'S GUNS
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ANGELINA JOLIE HAS WEAPONS AND ISN'T AFRAID TO USE THEM

10. WIN FILM NOIR DVDS
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FIVE FILM NOIR DVDS UP FOR GRABS

11. INSTANT KARMA
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CHINESE CINEMAS TO BOYCOTT SHARON STONE MOVIES

12. NICOLE KID-MARE
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NICOLE KIDMAN SAYS TOM CRUISE IS TURNING THEIR KIDS AGAINST HER

13. FROCK TALE
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TOM CRUISE LAUNCHES LEGAL ACTION AGAINST BABY STORE

14. TERRIBLE LIEUTENANT
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NICHOLAS CAGE TO STAR IN 'BAD LIEUTENANT' REMAKE

15. PASS ME THE SICK BAG
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POSH AND BECKS DRONE ON ABOUT FAVOURITE TOM CRUISE FILMS

16. DUSTIN WHIFFMAN
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RAINMAN STAR SAYS FART IS HIS FAVOURITE BIT OF ACTING

17. WORLD WIDE WEIRDO
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TOM CRUISE LAUNCHES HIS OWN WEBSITE

18. MY WEENEY WINK
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RUSSELL BRAND SHY ABOUT FULL FRONTAL NUDITY

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. GREEN LIT
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EDWARD NORTON WANTS MOVIES TO BE MORE GREEN

21. WIN THREE 'EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION' DVDS
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'EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION' DVDS UP FOR GRABS

22. RONSON D'AMOUR?
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LINDSAY LOHAN GIVEN SUPPORT BY HER CLOSE FRIEND

23. WIN DVDS FROM THE PRODUCERS OF 'FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL'
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WIN 'SUPERBAD', 'KNOCKED UP' AND 'THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN' DVDS

24. NOT RIP-2
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ACTOR WHO PLAYED R2-D2 IN STAR WARS NOT REALLY ILL

25. NUDE HORSE PLAY
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE TO PERFORM ON BROADWAY

26. SHALLOW KNAVE
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EWAN MCGREGOR GREATLY ADMIRES DANIEL DAY-LEWIS

27. BOGUS, DUDE
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KEANU REEVES TURNS DOWN 'BILL AND TED' REMAKE

28. JOHNNY'S SPLIT
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JOHNNY DEPP NOT FRONTING CONDOM CAMPAIGN AFTER ALL

29. IN BED WITH MADONNA
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MADGE REVEALS HER AND GUY'S UNSEXY BEDROOM HABITS

30. WIN MICHAEL HANEKE DVDS
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THREE MICHAEL HANEKE TRILOGY BOX SETS TO GIVE AWAY