1. UNSTICKY AND SOUR
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MADGE AND GUY ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE DIVORCE

2. FIGHTING TALK
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PAMELA ANDERSON CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY JORDAN IS FAMOUS. HELLO, MCFLY?

3. SATURDAY NIGHT BLASTAWAY
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ANT AND DEC SHOT AT BY INSURGENTS

4. A SPELL IN CARE
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LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS TRIBUTES TO INJURED ROCKERS

5. THE HALF-PORN WINCE
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE WARNS OF POTENTIAL ONSTAGE SHRINKAGE

6. KANYE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF?
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KANYE WEST ESCAPES CHARGES OVER PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

7. OTTOWAN-KER
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VIGGO MORTENSEN FORGETS WHICH COUNTRY HE IS IN

8. PLASTIC SURGEONS KNOW NOTHING
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MADONNA NAMED ULTIMATE FACE BY COSMETIC SURGEONS

9. THE COHEN BOTHERS
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SACHA BARON COHEN IS ANNOYING AMERICANS AGAIN

10. PIC OF THE WEEK
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OUCH!

11. IS THIS THE WORST WEBSITE EVER?
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JUNE SARPONG'S NEW POLITICS AND THE CITY WEBSITE

12. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

13. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING

14. FOREST GRUMP
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RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM

15. ANGIE THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
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ANGELINA JOLIE IS SCARRED AFTER EXPERIMENTING WITH KNIVES IN BED

16. GET RICH OR FRY TRYIN'
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50 CENT DENIES HE SET FIRE TO HIS HOUSE

17. NO LOVE
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LEE RYAN ACCUSED OF PUNCHING TAXI DRIVER IN THE HEAD

18. BIGHE FOLLOWING
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SCIENTOLOGY VIDEO REMOVED FROM YOUTUBE

19. SLEEP FIGHTING MAN
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MORE KEITH RICHARDS ADVICE TO DAVID BLAINE

20. FAMILY AT WAR
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BRAD AND ANGELINA'S CHILDREN ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER

21. TOTAL REBUFF
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FAILS TO CHARM HIS FANS

22. INFLATE ME UP
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SARAH HARDING TALKS ABOUT HER BREASTS

23. BORRELL ISSUES
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HARRY POTTER STAR SPOTTED WITH RAZORLIGHT MAN

24. BLUE BOY VS BOYS IN BLUE
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LEE RYAN CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

25. DODGING A BULLET
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AUSTRALIAN FANS ANNOYED AT SPICE GIRLS CANCELLATIONS

26. FLIGHT OF THE SEAGAL
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STALLONE RELATES TALES OF FIGHTING MOVIE STARS

27. TEEING HOFF
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DAVID HASSELHOFF AND HIS WIFE ARGUE OVER POSESSIONS

28. OOPS, I... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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BRITNEY MISSES THE START OF HER LATEST COURT HEARING

29. MUM'S GONE TO SAINSBURY'S
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KERRY KATONA HAS FIGHT WITH MOTHER IN LAW

30. BEAT LIP
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LIP BURSTS AFTER BLOW FROM SON