1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

3. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

4. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

5. '24' CARAT GOLD
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND FEELS HE IS OVERPAID AS AN ACTOR

6. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

7. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
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COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

8. I KNOW WHAT YOU ATE LAST SUMMER
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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WISHES SHE HAD WALKED AROUND NAKED AGED 12

9. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

10. MOSS VS MOSSHART
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JAMIE HINCE'S KILLS BANDMATE ISOLATED BY KATE MOSS

11. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

12. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

13. AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP
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PEACHES EX UPSET OVER SURPRISE WEDDING

14. BE-LOHAN THE BELT
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LINDSAY LOHAN DRAWS THE LINE AND DEFENDS SISTER

15. NO MEAT IS MURDER
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TOMMY LEE STILL FINDING IT HARD TO GIVE UP MEAT

16. HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO
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SNOW PATROL ANNOUNCE NEW ALBUM TITLE BY MISTAKE AND CONFIRM EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT THEM

17. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

18. WALKING DEYN THE AISLE
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AGYNESS DEYN AND ALBERT HAMMOND JR ENGAGED?

19. MKO OK
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MARY KATE OLSEN WILL NOT BE FORCED TO GIVE EVIDENCE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S DEATH

20. DOLLY'S DAGGERS
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DOLLY PARTON MAKES BRITNEY AND LINDSAY JOKE

21. IRON-DEFICIENT MAIDEN
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GWYNETH PALTROW TO STAR IN THE WEST END THIS AUTUMN

22. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

23. JENNY AND A CROCK
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE

24. I'D SWAP YOU FOR SCRABBLE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 54

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

26. AMY CLEANHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE DRAFTS IN CLEANERS TO PREPARE FOR BLAKE'S RELEASE

27. NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR DECIDES NOT TO WRITE MEMOIRS

28. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

29. I'LL BE SQUARE JAW YOU
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JENNIFER ANISTON SPENDS £10,000 A MONTH ON BEAUTY TREATMENTS

30. WIN FUNNY GAMES ON DVD AND A DVD PLAYER
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THREE COPIES OF FUNNY GAMES AND A DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS