1. I USED TO HAVE A 20 HOT DOG BAGUETTE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 43

2. MY BOTTOM IS RAW
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 42

3. THE LITTLE GREEN MAN MUST HAVE TAKEN IT AWAY FOR ANALYSIS
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4. I WISH I'D GONE TO MAGALUF NOW
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 40

5. WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 39

6. WE STARTED OFF NAKED
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 38

7. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A GLASS BOOK!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 37

8. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

9. KEEP MARIO IN!!!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 36

10. MEAT HEAD VS BOOB WOMAN!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 35

11. SHE'S A TOP DRAWER KNOB!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 34

12. I'M BEING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A KNOB
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 33

13. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

14. DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART
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RHYS IFANS WRITES SONG ABOUT SIENNA MILLER

15. CHICKPEA VERSUS CHICKPEA
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16. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET MISTAKEN FOR ANGELINA JOLIE?
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 30

17. BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 29

18. MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
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19. I DON'T WANT ANY MORE NICEY, NICEY STUFF!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 26

20. MY NAME IS FLUTE
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NICOLE KIDMAN HAS PLANNED OUT HER BIRTHING MUSIC

21. GRAPES ARE MY BEST FRIEND
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22. I JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DON'T THINK I'M A KNOB!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 24

23. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

24. SLY SYLVIA SET TO BE SACKED
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HOLY MOLY CATCHES UP WITH THE BETTING ODDS

25. TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE…
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 22

26. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 21

27. HE TALKS WITH HIS DICK OUT!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 20

28. IT'S A LOVE SQUARE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 19

29. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MARIO SET UP BY ANT AND DEC IN 2006

30. WHO NEEDS SOAP OPERAS?
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 16