1. THE NAKED CHIEF
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JAMIE OLIVER ANGERS FANS WITH 'MINGING' CLAIMS

2. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
(Holy News / News)

KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

3. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

4. EX APPEAL
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY POSTS YOUTUBE TRIBUTE TO MOSSY

5. CIRCUS FREAK
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'BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE LEAKED ONLINE' SHOCKER

6. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

7. TOILETS 2 - GEORGE MICHAEL 0
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GEORGE MICHAEL WILL NOT FACE CHARGES AFTER BEING CAUGHT WITH CRACK

8. DUDE, WHERE'S MY BRA?
(Holy News / News)

TILDA SWINTON ON MAKE-UP, OSCARS AND BEING MISTAKEN FOR A MAN

9. FAMILY MISFORTUNES
(Holy News / News)

VERNON KAY STILL ALIVE DESPITE REPORTS

10. OH, BROTHER
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DANIELLE LLOYD SNARES HUSBAND, A NATION CHOKES ON THEIR TEA

11. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

12. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

13. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

16. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

17. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. NOT A LUCKY MAN
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THE VERVE IN TURMOIL AFTER BUST UP ON STAGE AND NICK MCCABE GOING MAD

19. CRUSHUA TREE
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WELSH JUDGE ORDERS U2 CDS TO BE DESTROYED

20. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER DOES NOT TARGET MARRIED MEN

21. PASS THE TISSUES
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RHYS IFANS AND KIMBERLY STEWART SPLIT

22. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

23. ABI'S BOOK SIGNING PART 2
(Holy News / News)

ABI TITMUSS HAS EVEN LESS LUCK IN SCOTLAND

24. GRUBBY TITS MARK 2
(Holy News / News)

RHYS IFANS MOVES ONTO KIMBERLY STEWART

25. BORING!
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON ALMOST ADMIT RELATIONSHIP

26. EINSTEIN-A-NO-NO
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MARIAH CAREY PROMISES 'ELABORATE' TOUR

27. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

28. IT TOOK HER LONGER TO PUT ON THE GORILLA COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER BLOG 9: DAY 46

29. 28 LAYS LATER
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SIENNA MILLER HAS BEEN LIVING WITH BALTHAZAR FOR A MONTH

30. I WISH I'D GONE TO MAGALUF NOW
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 40