1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

3. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

4. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

5. HAHAHAH oh HAHAHAHAHA oh HAHAHAHAH etc
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jack black is the most predictable person on earth

6. LEAST SYMPATHY FOR A WHINGE EVER AWARD GOES TO...
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SIENNA MILLER COMPLAINS THAT CAVIAR MAKES HER ARSE FAT

7. KISS AND MAKE UP
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LINDSAY LOHAN SOBS AFTER A FIGHT WITH SAMANTHA RONSON

8. TAINTED REVIEW
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MARILYN MANSON'S GIRLFRIEND SAMPLES HIS ABSINTHE

9. THE LADY IS A VAMP
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DITA VON TEESE REVEALS HER BEAUTY TIPS

10. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

11. PAINTED LOVE
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EVAN RACHEL WOOD DISCUSSES HER TATTOOS

12. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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TWO MEN COMPETE FOR JOB ON SEX LINE

13. I VANT TO BITE YOUR NECK!
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP FIVE CELEBRITY BITING INCIDENTS

14. FALL OUT BOYS
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EMO BAND ANNOYED THEY'RE NOT UP FOR A GRAMMY

15. OUT OF CRUISE CONTROL
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NICOLE KIDMAN MUCH HAPPIER WITHOUT TOM CRUISE

16. BILLIE DON'T BE A HAIRO
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WHY IS BILLIE WEARING THOSE POPSOCKS?

17. VICE WARRIOR
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BILLIE PIPER URGES YOUNG FANS NOT TO WATCH NEW STEAMY SERIES

18. SPIDER-MANSON
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MARILYN MANSON WANTS TO BE SPIDER-MAN, WON'T CARRY BAGS

19. ANTI-DRUGS ANTICHRIST
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MARYLIN MANSON NOT CAUGHT TAKING DRUGS IN TOILET, SAYS PUBLICIST

20. HM EXCLUSIVE: BILLIE AS BELLE DU JOUR PICTURES
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Holy Moly reveals exclusive pictures of Billie Piper as Belle Du Jour

21. SUPERGOOD SUPERBAD OFFER
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Exclusive preview tickets of Superbad available through Holy Moly

22. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

23. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

24. Money For New Rope
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Billie Piper given whipping lessons by a dominatrix

25. Teese Time
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Dita Von Teese explains Marilyn Manson's rants to the press

26. Who Gives An XXXX Factor?
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Shayne Ward: Back in the news for no good reason

27. View and Loos Army?
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Victoria Beckham to co-host US chat show

28. HM Exclusive: Billie Bares All For 'Belle'
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Billie Piper is to play her first ever nude role in 'Belle Du Jour'

29. Ioan Not Welcome Anymore
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Ioan Gruffudd has invited too many people his wedding

30. War is Stupid, and Ozzy Is Too
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Ozzy Osbourne says war is bad, probably