1. DREAMLOVER
(Holy News / News)

MARIAH DESCRIBES HERSELF AS AN 'ATM MACHINE WITH A WIG'

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. YOU'D LITERALLY SHIT YOUR PANTS
(Holy News / News)

JAMES GANDOLFINI GETS ANGRY - REALLY ANGRY

4. CROSS AND BLACKWELL
(Holy News / News)

POSH SPICE AND AMY WINEHOUSE TOP WORST-DRESSED LIST

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. REAL GLUM SHADY
(Holy News / News)

EMINEM'S MOTHER SAYS HE'S DOGGED BY DEPRESSION

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

8. Eminem
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The marmite of the music world

9. Ja Rule
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ucking do is ''spit lyrics'' over someone elses work in your faked growly voice, then comapre yourself to Eminem, Dr Dre etc etc. Massive cunt....

10. Richard Archer of Hard Fi
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... not in competition with Razorlight and The Killers - I like those bands. I'm in competition with fuckin' Eminem. What's the point of being parochial and small-time? You've got to think big." However ...

11. African-American rappers (and Eminem) - yes, I do ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

African-American rappers (and Eminem) - yes, I do know what you''re saying, so there''s no need to keep asking. Sorry, "axing".