1. TOO MUCH MONEY
(Holy News / News)

MEL C REFUSES TO PAY FOR CHOIR

2. Easyjet
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For being useless orangejacketed estuary speaking mongs who couldn't fly a fucking plane on time even if they were the only airline in the sky. No I do not want a scalding coffee for £1.65 at

3. easyjet
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You book a flight and are allowed only enough weight to carry your fucking undies - then they have the cheek to ask for a 'green' donation - fuck off twats, i'd rather pay the 3 quid to take the rest

4. Gwyneth Paltrow
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...whoring yourself around on six-inch heels , women. You’re a shit. And I bet she didn’t fly to Nice by EasyJet....

5. French Air Traffic Controllers
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For forcing my Easyjet flight back from Madrid to be cancelled, meaning I had to get home business class on a proper airline, with work paying for me to drink champagne in a nice seat for 3 hours rath

6. Easyjet's uniforms are designed to match their sta...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Easyjet's uniforms are designed to match their staff's skin-tones