1. WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
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'SO CRAP IT'S GOOD' MARKETING HITS ROCK BOTTOM

2. BABY TWO MORE TIMES...
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS RUMOURED TO PREGNANT AGAIN

3. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

4. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

5. I WANNA BE... BUTTERY
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JOHN LYDON TO BE THE FACE OF BUTTER BRAND

6. OUR EYES!!!!!!! (AGAIN)
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THE CHEEKY GIRLS GET THEIR PECS OUT

7. DUDE, WHERE'S MY BRA?
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TILDA SWINTON ON MAKE-UP, OSCARS AND BEING MISTAKEN FOR A MAN

8. OUR EYES!!!!!!!
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CHEEKY GIRLS POSE FOR 'HOLIDAY SNAPS'

9. CASH BACK!
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BRITNEY'S MOTHER PROUD AT HER DAUGHTER'S COMEBACK

10. ASSICA SIMPSON
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BARONESS OF BLAND JESSICA SIMPSON HITS BUM NOTE ON US TV

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. LOVE DON'T COST A THING...
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JENNIFER LOPEZ PLANNING HUSBAND'S 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

13. SHOOT OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

14. DOES YOUR MUMMY KNOW THAT YOU’RE OUT?
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BRITISH ACTRESSES TOP LESBIAN POLL

15. MUM'S THE WEIRD
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TERI HATCHER GIVES HER DAUGHTER ADVICE

16. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

17. SHLOCKNROLLA
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GUY RITCHIE'S ROCKNROLLA PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

18. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

19. HULK AND X-MEN UP FOR GRABS
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WIN ORIGINAL MARVEL CARTOON DVDS

20. OOH MI MINGE!
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MEL B IS CONSIDERING POSING FOR PLAYBOY

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

23. MOVIE STAR MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE TO APPEAR IN FILM

24. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS TURNING INTO COURTNEY LOVE

25. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

26. THAT'S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP
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KATE MOSS REVEALS FRANK SINATRA KISS

27. BACK TO BLACK EYES
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AMY WINEHOUSE CLASHES WITH PHOTOGRAPHERS ON LATEST NIGHT OUT

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. NEWSMOUND
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30. TURN UP FOR THE BOOKS
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KATIE HOLMES: NOT A FRUMPY HOUSEWIFEE BUT A FASHION TREND SETTER