1. UNLUCKY IN LOVE
(Holy News / News)

PATSY KENSIT SPLITS FROM HER FOURTH FIANCE JEREMY HEALY

2. BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS
(Holy News / News)

BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS PHOTO GALLERY

3. FOURTH TIME LUCKY
(Holy News / News)

PATSY KENSIT PREPARES TO MARRY FOR FOURTH TIME

4. WHAT A SHIT SANDWICH
(Holy News / News)

Spectacle Wearers of 2007 announced, world keeps turning

5. SOME WOMAN OFF SOME SHOW IS A NIGHTMARE
(Holy News / News)

Linda Thorson Sacked from Emmerdale for making people cry

6. Will Patsy Kensit Do?
(Holy News / News)

Hurley's Wedding thin on celebrities

7. Jenna Coleman
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Little minx from Emmerdale, I know it might not be very noble but I''m certain if I ever got within 10 feet of her I''d lose control of my bodily functions.

8. Emmerdale stars Just because you can get away wit...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Emmerdale stars Just because you can get away with rape in a story line doesnt mean you can get away with it on holiday.

9. Eastenders scriptwriters- please may I add some fu...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

... dogging with his wife and a tranny, these may also be grounds for harming our ability to suspend disbelief. Emmerdale, now that's true to life, a small Yorkshire village with a vibrant community of b...

10. HEROES EPISODE 20
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

... any spoilers, but suffice to say it is fucking incredible. It has consistently made Lost & 24 look like Emmerdale  and Fireman Sam. I've got no idea when it will air in the UK - bu...