1. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
(Holy News / News)

KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
(Holy News / News)

HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. ALL WE ARE PAYING...
(Holy News / News)

FAMOUS JOHN LENNON LYRIC SHEET UP FOR SALE

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. SIMPLY THE BEST
(Holy News / News)

HOW CALUM BEST GOT HIS BLACK EYE

9. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

10. OOPS... I DID IT ON PURPOSE
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY HAS CREATED HER OWN ECONOMY

11. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

12. WARHOL CRAZY NOW
(Holy News / News)

HUGH GRANT TO SELL WARHOL PAINTING FOR HUGE PROFIT

13. WHO'S AFRAID OF...LIZ TAYLOR?
(Holy News / News)

LIZ TAYLOR MAKES SURPRISING NOISES WHEN QUIZZED BY JOURNALIST

14. When Two Become Three
(Holy News / News)

Mel B's lesbian lover voices concerns over recent marriage

15. Lies, Damn Lies and Advertising
(Holy News / News)

Britney Spears' perfume ad couldn't be more mocked up

16. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

17. Hugh Grant: Beans Means Fines
(Holy News / News)

Actor Hugh Grant is arrested after throwing a tin of baken beans at a paparazzo

18. Will Patsy Kensit Do?
(Holy News / News)

Hurley's Wedding thin on celebrities

19. Will Patsy Kensit Do?
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The celebrity guestlist at Liz Hurley's wedding isn't what it could have been

20. boring boring boring
(Holy News / News)

how modern day celebrities ar rubbish

21. Ian Brown
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Tear me apart and boil my bones, I'll not rest till she's lost her throne", you sang on Elizabeth my Dear in 1989. You appear to have done a lot of resting in the last 18 years yet we appear to have

22. Queen Elizabeth
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Hurry up and die, you regal cunt. That way we can use the millions of dollars held by your outdated monarchy to buy something useful. Like hovercrafts.

23. Queen Elizabeth II
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For being a goddess of serenity and decorum in a world full of Z list celebrities and superficiality. God bless you Maam!

24. Crime doesn't pay. Especially if your victim is a ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...rime doesn't pay. Especially if your victim is a fat ex-girl band member whose worth is measured entirely in Elizabeth Duke medallions and Iceland fare....